First, setting someone up to be raped is a HUGE LINE. Also, R’as Al Ghul is fucking fugly. I am seeing NO APPEAL to this ship.
MCU!Clint Barton/Phil Coulson. Oh great, two characters who bore the shit out of me, and yet are somehow everywhere as super secret ninja spy lovers whose love can both move mountains and erase female characters. No. Next. 5. Noh-Varr/Tommy Shepherd. Why.
BOTH OF THOSE PEOPLE WOULD RATHER FUCK KATE. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.
*Addendum if you let me add a sixth one: any addition of Chuck Hansen to the perfect combo of Mako/Raleigh that exists ever because Nope.
THANK YOU. I am so glad that someone else appreciates what a TERRIBLE idea it would be to add Chuck to Mako/Raleigh and how it kind of goes AGAINST THE VERY CORE OF THE MOVIE’S WORLD-BUILDING. The only sort-of exception would be Chuck being into Mako and making not even noticing.
Every time I see a new Ra's/Tim fic, my soul dies a small death of why??????
Fandom is dark and full of terrors.
Look, fandom, the only reason I cared about Chuck was because del Toro stuck a dog in all of his scenes, okay?
I'm not a dog person, so I didn't even care then! The only thing related to Chuck that I cared about was his DILF.
The only way I see Chuck/Mako is if he was super into her when they were teenagers and she didn't even notice, and he has a lot of lingering Nice Guy bitterness about it.
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MCU!Clint Barton/Phil Coulson. Oh great, two characters who bore the shit out of me, and yet are somehow everywhere as super secret ninja spy lovers whose love can both move mountains and erase female characters. No. Next.
5. Noh-Varr/Tommy Shepherd. Why.
BOTH OF THOSE PEOPLE WOULD RATHER FUCK KATE. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.
*Addendum if you let me add a sixth one: any addition of Chuck Hansen to the perfect combo of Mako/Raleigh that exists ever because Nope.
THANK YOU. I am so glad that someone else appreciates what a TERRIBLE idea it would be to add Chuck to Mako/Raleigh and how it kind of goes AGAINST THE VERY CORE OF THE MOVIE’S WORLD-BUILDING. The only sort-of exception would be Chuck being into Mako and making not even noticing.
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Fandom is dark and full of terrors.
Look, fandom, the only reason I cared about Chuck was because del Toro stuck a dog in all of his scenes, okay?
I'm not a dog person, so I didn't even care then! The only thing related to Chuck that I cared about was his DILF.
The only way I see Chuck/Mako is if he was super into her when they were teenagers and she didn't even notice, and he has a lot of lingering Nice Guy bitterness about it.
That's how I would imagine it.