WHY HAS FANDOM NOT WRITTEN A ZILLION SEXYTIME FICS FOR JANE/ROCHESTER FROM THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF JANE EYRE? AM I GOING TO HAVE TO WRITE THEM MYSELF?
I skipped ahead a bit, before committing to watching this webseries, so I saw the more recent videos where Rochester and Jane are being, you know, epically cute together, and then I went back to the beginning and last night I got to this episode:
And HOLY FUCK, HIS SHIRTSLEEVES ARE ROLLED HALF-UP AND HIS TIE IS UNDONE AND HIS TOP BUTTONS ARE UNBUTTONED AND I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE UNTIL THE SECOND VIEWING BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY STARING AT HIS LEFT FOREARM AND THAT HALF-OBSCURED TATTOO.

I skipped ahead a bit, before committing to watching this webseries, so I saw the more recent videos where Rochester and Jane are being, you know, epically cute together, and then I went back to the beginning and last night I got to this episode:
And HOLY FUCK, HIS SHIRTSLEEVES ARE ROLLED HALF-UP AND HIS TIE IS UNDONE AND HIS TOP BUTTONS ARE UNBUTTONED AND I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE UNTIL THE SECOND VIEWING BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY STARING AT HIS LEFT FOREARM AND THAT HALF-OBSCURED TATTOO.

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Usually I loathe skinny jeans, but he manages to rock the skinny jeans and peacoat look, too.
I just wish their means included clothes that could pass off as casually wealthy business wear. The twenty-something off-the-rack and clearance look does not work for my suspension of disbelief.
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Or the literally TINFOIL DECORATIONS. It's so clear that they're making this on zero dollars. Like, ZERO.
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God, I am so fucking sick of virginal heroines or people wanting their heroines to be virgins, in fact, the ~allure~ of virgins in general is something that I am NOT DOWN WITH.
Also, fyi, what is up with a fandom – ANY FANDOM – making excuses not to write porn?
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THAT SAID, I still say that fandom deciding that being Christian means she’s a virgin is WAY more about the larger cultural idea that virginity is ~special~ and it’s ~sexy~ to give it up to your love interest (if you’re a girl).
I’ll repeat: plenty of Christians of various levels of devout have sex LONG before marriage.
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Possible other way of looking at it: Her life has been kinda crap up until now and she hasn't encountered anyone pre-Rochester where there was mutual attraction to the point of naked fun times, and with Rochester she's just barely reached the point of realizing he likes her back and still needs a bit of time to process. Maybe hold off on sleeping with him until she feels comfortable calling him by his first name without envisioning sparkly vampires.
Other factors relating to the lack of porn, from my extremely unofficial survey:
* Impending plot point potentially hinges on Jane and Rochester not having enjoyed the horizontal tango yet
* The fandom is small and minimal levels of fic logically lead to minimal levels of porn
* The creators are active in fandom, occasionally leading to a feeling akin to knowing your parents are reading what you write
* The portion of the fandom that has read the book is too distracted waiting for the other shoe to drop to write smut (or, in some cases, even allow themselves to ship Jane/Rochester).
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I've been there. Don't expect me to have a rational response to Wybie from the Coraline movie . . . *smothers urge to kill fictional character*
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Yep. Or who had worldbuilding that make that basically logically dictated.
Or write your own smut, if so inclined, though futurefic is preferable due to impending doom.
Oh, no, I would just run right at the lying and controlling subtext of Rochester and use it to up the sexiness factor.
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BTW, the bonus videos they did for the kickstarter have been specified to not be canon, effectively official crackfic. Which, oddly, seems to have given some authors more freedom in writing about them, so you could do something interesting with the kickstarterverse drunk!Jane with her copy of 50 Shades of Grey.
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Clearly, they're nicer than I am.