Narnia: after the worst audience ever, the fenderbender (I wasn't driving), the movie's much more blatant christian imagery, the LoTR rip-off plot cinematography, plus
the crappy Peter Pan ending,
it so wasn't worth the 8 bucks and 2 1/2 hours of my life.
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The Christian imagery… it actually wasn’t as bad for the first half. I mean, it was still there, but it was kept to the background, relegated to that little girl’s (yeah, I forgot her name) storyline. And then it sucker punches you in the ending. The thing about the Christian influence is that from a narrative point of view it simply isn’t very satisfying. And it just doesn’t make a lot of sense.
And also, as a pet peeve of mine, Susan charging into battle has to be one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen. Bows are ranged weapons. Their meant to be used at range. Not in the middle of a melee.
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..Also..Caspian was Inigo Montoya. Seriously. The long hair and the Spanish combined with the swords and the father vengeance plot?
"My name is Caspian of Narnia. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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