"Please, No Gang Signs."

[redbrunja]

 

Your Career as a Deadly Assassin (LJ) by maxgallagher
Username
Gender	MaleFemale
You first killed at age	16
Your victim was	A random stranger
Reason	Self-defence
Your trademark weapon	Your bare hands
Your reputation	Precise and unstoppable
You work with	yorunohime
You kill for	Fame
In the end, you are defeated by	calikali
Your death	Knife in the back
Your career body-count	970

Iron Man vs Batman. So hilarious.

Also, TMI wonderings about Tony Stark behind the cut.

Now, I'm thinking that Stark would but one of those guys carrying around, like, forty condoms at all times, but my mother was like, "a playboy like that? No way. For those kind of guys, it's the women's problem." To which I replied, "what? Post-90s? That's just suicidal!"

Your thoughts?

Comments

[oyster-district.livejournal.com]

I suspect he carries them, but only the brand made by Stark Industries.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

You're right. I'm sure that Stark Industries makes condoms. They may even explode. *snerk* Or use lots of war imagery in their marketing campanes.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

No exploding. That defeats the purpose of condoms.

But perhaps a missile-launching theme in the campaign . . .

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Definitely with a missile-launching theme in the campaign.