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Sunday, May 25th, 2008 08:17 pm
 
Your Career as a Deadly Assassin (LJ) by maxgallagher
Username
Gender
You first killed at age16
Your victim wasA random stranger
ReasonSelf-defence
Your trademark weaponYour bare hands
Your reputationPrecise and unstoppable
You work withyorunohime
You kill forFame
In the end, you are defeated bycalikali
Your deathKnife in the back
Your career body-count970



Iron Man vs Batman. So hilarious.

Also, TMI wonderings about Tony Stark behind the cut.

Now, I'm thinking that Stark would but one of those guys carrying around, like, forty condoms at all times, but my mother was like, "a playboy like that? No way. For those kind of guys, it's the women's problem." To which I replied, "what? Post-90s? That's just suicidal!"

Your thoughts?
Monday, May 26th, 2008 03:29 am (UTC)
I suspect he carries them, but only the brand made by Stark Industries.
Monday, May 26th, 2008 04:16 am (UTC)
You're right. I'm sure that Stark Industries makes condoms. They may even explode. *snerk* Or use lots of war imagery in their marketing campanes.
Monday, May 26th, 2008 04:31 am (UTC)
No exploding. That defeats the purpose of condoms.

But perhaps a missile-launching theme in the campaign . . .
Monday, May 26th, 2008 04:49 am (UTC)
Definitely with a missile-launching theme in the campaign.