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Sunday, May 25th, 2008 08:17 pm
 
Your Career as a Deadly Assassin (LJ) by maxgallagher
Username
Gender
You first killed at age16
Your victim wasA random stranger
ReasonSelf-defence
Your trademark weaponYour bare hands
Your reputationPrecise and unstoppable
You work withyorunohime
You kill forFame
In the end, you are defeated bycalikali
Your deathKnife in the back
Your career body-count970



Iron Man vs Batman. So hilarious.

Also, TMI wonderings about Tony Stark behind the cut.

Now, I'm thinking that Stark would but one of those guys carrying around, like, forty condoms at all times, but my mother was like, "a playboy like that? No way. For those kind of guys, it's the women's problem." To which I replied, "what? Post-90s? That's just suicidal!"

Your thoughts?
Monday, May 26th, 2008 03:29 am (UTC)
I suspect he carries them, but only the brand made by Stark Industries.
Monday, May 26th, 2008 03:54 am (UTC)
He probably has his suit jackets specially designed to hold the maximum number of condoms without ruining the line of the suit. Tucked into the lining and all that.
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Monday, May 26th, 2008 04:57 am (UTC)
I imagine that if any woman's planning on jumping in bed with Tony, it's her who's got the condom.

Or, if it's a Vanity Fair reporter he managed to snag in roughly thirty seconds, they probably stay in the bedside table. For some reason I can't see him actually, realistically carrying around more than one or two.
Monday, May 26th, 2008 12:07 pm (UTC)
Huh. When I did the meme, the person I "worked" for happens to be a pacifist. This makes me laugh, a lot. That and she's one of my favorite published authors and doesn't have me friended back and most likely doesn't know who I am.

*amused*

And I think Tony has multiple condom-dispensing locations. There is probably a compartment in each of his cars that has a few (and in different places, depending on if he's driving the car or being chauffeured), as well as carrying a few on his own person. Also some in traditional locations, like the nightstand and such. Especially if we're talking Movie!Stark, because it's set in modern times and I don't think he'd be that irresponsible, even when he was still very much the playboy.

It'd be interesting if there had been a pregnancy scare once, and that's what made him become cautious about it.

I also see him having custom-made condoms. Like, they were crafted to fit him perfectly.