Iron Man vs Batman. So hilarious.
Also, TMI wonderings about Tony Stark behind the cut.
Now, I'm thinking that Stark would but one of those guys carrying around, like, forty condoms at all times, but my mother was like, "a playboy like that? No way. For those kind of guys, it's the women's problem." To which I replied, "what? Post-90s? That's just suicidal!"
Your thoughts?
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Or, if it's a Vanity Fair reporter he managed to snag in roughly thirty seconds, they probably stay in the bedside table. For some reason I can't see him actually, realistically carrying around more than one or two.
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*amused*
And I think Tony has multiple condom-dispensing locations. There is probably a compartment in each of his cars that has a few (and in different places, depending on if he's driving the car or being chauffeured), as well as carrying a few on his own person. Also some in traditional locations, like the nightstand and such. Especially if we're talking Movie!Stark, because it's set in modern times and I don't think he'd be that irresponsible, even when he was still very much the playboy.
It'd be interesting if there had been a pregnancy scare once, and that's what made him become cautious about it.
I also see him having custom-made condoms. Like, they were crafted to fit him perfectly.
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