"Please, No Gang Signs."

[redbrunja]

 

Your Career as a Deadly Assassin (LJ) by maxgallagher
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Gender	MaleFemale
You first killed at age	16
Your victim was	A random stranger
Reason	Self-defence
Your trademark weapon	Your bare hands
Your reputation	Precise and unstoppable
You work with	yorunohime
You kill for	Fame
In the end, you are defeated by	calikali
Your death	Knife in the back
Your career body-count	970

Iron Man vs Batman. So hilarious.

Also, TMI wonderings about Tony Stark behind the cut.

Now, I'm thinking that Stark would but one of those guys carrying around, like, forty condoms at all times, but my mother was like, "a playboy like that? No way. For those kind of guys, it's the women's problem." To which I replied, "what? Post-90s? That's just suicidal!"

Your thoughts?

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[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is lol-tastic.

And now I'm thinking about who had to fit the condoms, and imagining Pepper having to, like, cooridinate this and whatever, and deal with all the condom conversations. (I bet that was the only time she drank on the job).

Also, I think believing Tony carries condoms is a generational thing - like, my mother can't imagine him doing it, and I'm not, 'well, of course he would!'