The Dark Knight, Or, Wow It's A Bit Nippy In This Refridgerator
So, I finally found the time to post my thoughts on the latest batman movie:
First, with all the hype, I totally came in with a 'just try and impress me' attitude. That said, the first half of the movie lived up to what everyone was saying.
I hate to say it, because Katie Holmes gets a lot of flack, but Maggie Gyllenhaal is the far superior actress, and I really liked how that storyline played out. It was one of the few times where I've believed that the girl in a love triangle loved both men.
I adored Harvey Dent, and found his arc honestly tragic (I was hoping he'd stick around and be a reoccuring villain). Also, I really like that actor.
I like how Christian Bale has different voice for himself, Batman, and Bruce Wayne in public.
I liked seeing Will Tippin as a petty criminal.
Heath Legar was honestly amazing - I really liked how he kept having different origin stories for his scars, and he was totally believable as someone who was just crazy.
I didn't have a problem with the movie being pretty bleak, simply because Batman has thematically been darker (the idea that because it's depressing bugs me, and I know that's why it's getting Oscar buzz - well, that and Legar's death.)
What did bug me is that how as soon as Rachel died, it became incredibly main dominated, and didn't have to be. I mean, EVEN IF you needed to kill off Rachel, what tipped the movie over into a male ego fest was all the attention paid to Gordon's kid - and not the one who grew up to be Batgirl. I mean, think about that - instead of focusing on the child who has an instrumental or at least really important role in the comics, as well as her own comic series, you're focusing on the son. Just because. Sweet god, you don't even get to see her face.
That last scene with all those men arguing and Barbara huddling with her children was really annoying, especially when you realize it was the exact same as that scene on the ferry, when the only women you get a reaction shot off of was the mother.
So, the movie really lost me there.
Also, I spent a lot of time going, 'I wonder how smillaraaq feels about the bad rep pit bulls are getting in this movie.'
And now, a nice maiming of the women in refrigerators trope:
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First, with all the hype, I totally came in with a 'just try and impress me' attitude. That said, the first half of the movie lived up to what everyone was saying.
I hate to say it, because Katie Holmes gets a lot of flack, but Maggie Gyllenhaal is the far superior actress, and I really liked how that storyline played out. It was one of the few times where I've believed that the girl in a love triangle loved both men.
I adored Harvey Dent, and found his arc honestly tragic (I was hoping he'd stick around and be a reoccuring villain). Also, I really like that actor.
I like how Christian Bale has different voice for himself, Batman, and Bruce Wayne in public.
I liked seeing Will Tippin as a petty criminal.
Heath Legar was honestly amazing - I really liked how he kept having different origin stories for his scars, and he was totally believable as someone who was just crazy.
I didn't have a problem with the movie being pretty bleak, simply because Batman has thematically been darker (the idea that because it's depressing bugs me, and I know that's why it's getting Oscar buzz - well, that and Legar's death.)
What did bug me is that how as soon as Rachel died, it became incredibly main dominated, and didn't have to be. I mean, EVEN IF you needed to kill off Rachel, what tipped the movie over into a male ego fest was all the attention paid to Gordon's kid - and not the one who grew up to be Batgirl. I mean, think about that - instead of focusing on the child who has an instrumental or at least really important role in the comics, as well as her own comic series, you're focusing on the son. Just because. Sweet god, you don't even get to see her face.
That last scene with all those men arguing and Barbara huddling with her children was really annoying, especially when you realize it was the exact same as that scene on the ferry, when the only women you get a reaction shot off of was the mother.
So, the movie really lost me there.
Also, I spent a lot of time going, 'I wonder how smillaraaq feels about the bad rep pit bulls are getting in this movie.'
And now, a nice maiming of the women in refrigerators trope:

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Since I am determined not to see the newest Batman movie, I gave brother permission to spoil me like crazy.
This is why we need Robins, who also have access to Bat's technology, so ya know, BOTH freaking hostages can be saved. But I guess we wouldn't have had nutsoid Harvey Dent aka Two Face in that case.
Wait, tiny future-batgirl has a brother? Since when does she have a brother?
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And what made you decide not to see it?
Wait, tiny future-batgirl has a brother? Since when does she have a brother?
Since only men can both a.) be awesome and b.) live.
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2. Joker, in any version, creeps/freaks me the FUCK out. Not gonna see a movie if I'll wanna hide whenever a MAJOR character comes onscreen.
3. I didn't know the guy from "Thank You For Smoking" was gonna be in it as Harvey Dent. Really like him, still not seeing it.
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She was originally supposed to be a one-shot character in the cartoon, took off enough to be a recurring character, and then was popular enough that she got worked into the comic continuity. The cartoon backstory is that she was a psychiatrist who became obsessed with the Joker when he was in Arkham, and they have a twisted on-again off-again sort of relationship. He treats her pretty badly at times, but does seem to have an odd sort of affection for her, and she doesn't always take his crappy behavior passively -- the first episode that started off all the Ivy-and-Harley buckets-of-subtext has them first working together when she's walked out on the Joker.
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As for the future Batgirl, Nolan has been weirdly cagey about whether or not Gordon's daughter is Barbara AKA Batgirl, he point blank refuses to confirm her name.
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Oh, Nolan, that's just dumb. Refusing to confirm is one this, but wasting our time with lame son who doesn't even have the possibility of being important? Just dumb storytelling. If he's really going to tease us, he should have her actually on screen. (We don't even get a shot of her face, ever.)
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I just wish there'd been more in general. The mobster meeting was especially lacking. It would have been interesting if they'd made the Hong Kong mobster, the one who got kidnapped by Batman and who organized the money, a female character. It could have been a woman without particularly changing anything, and it would have been interesting to see a woman effectively act as "leader" of the mobster coalition. Especially if she played it as straight-up as the male actor did: not a sexy character at all, just a cool and analytical mind of someone trying to use money to make money.
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And like I mentioned below: give the main female character a reason to be on the screen beyond the romance interest role. It's so annoying to see a female character grace the screen sometimes, not because I don't love female characters, but because I know they're bound to be paired off with Joe Schmuck. And, since it's a superhero movie, they're not only going to be paired up with them, they're also going to be stuck in the screaming damsel role.
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Oh, and those were Rottweilers, not pitbulls. And yeah, I was kind of miffed about the bad rep of the dogs. I operate on the belief that all dogs are big, drooly cuddle bunnies until humans fuck them up. That said, a dog raised by the mob would certainly not be a big cuddle bunny. Oh well, I still wish that people would present guard dogs more positively in film.
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And I agree about the humans fucking dogs up, but I wish that guard dogs would get a better rep as well.
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A) We didn't see Barbara Gordon, the future Goddamned Batgirl, Oracle, and all-around badass, and all they focused on was the putz brother that I frankly didn't know existed. (Also, he'd better not turn out to be Robin and have Dick Grayson shunted to the side along with Barbara Gordon. Stupid spotlight-hogging blond twit.) Was there anything wrong with switching the sister's parts for the brother's? I agree with the above comment: it's a really sucky way to tease the audience.
B) Once again, the female main character's ONLY purpose is for romance with the males and to later on get shoved into a refrigerator. Where's Catwoman when you need her? (Or Poison Ivy.)
For a movie that rocked so hard in almost every other area, a let-down this big made it all the more disappointing.
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WORD.
So very, very much word.
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So what's the deal with the guarddogs? I'll be just as pissed if they're rotts, 'cause while I may not have owned one myself, I've known a lot of rott people, and ever rott I've ever met was just an overgrown huggy bear. And they've got much the same image problems to contend with thanks to stupid people, of course. (Verizon's taking up the slack on the stupid-pit-media front -- have you seen their idiotic LG commercials? (http://miamiherald.typepad.com/crazy_for_critters/2008/07/verizon-angers.html) I've seen some claims that they've pulled the spot in response to all the protest from dog lovers, but I'll believe that when I don't see it anymore...)
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chinese,
eastern european
and black.
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Other people are pissed about the racism, I'm pissed about the dogs and the women, and I'm sure there's other people who are deservedly annoyed about other things.
It's good, but it's not the greatest thing since sliced bread, and there are some RATHER OBVIOUS FOOT IN MOUTH MOMENTS that you know the director isn't getting called on because every review (I assume) is 'OMG oscar worthy superhero movie isn't it a shame Legar is dead.' (which it is, no question, if only because of his daughter.)