Let's Talk About Bugs For A Moment
Okay, before we delve into the newest chapters of Naruto, which I have been promised reachs whole new lows, some random thoughts:
I was thinking about Shino, and going, 'who, besides the OC who lives in my head and needs a name' could I pair with him? And then I was like - I know! Anko.' Can't you just see it?
Shino: *sad because he has creepy bloodline limit and very little chance of a girlfriend.*
Anko: You know, I don't mind bugs. And compared to the last guy I had sex with, you're normal!
Shino: Really?
Am I right or what?
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enderxenocide and I were talking about Kushina, and how sad we are that we don't know more about her.
One of us: Yeah, well, she probably died in the nine-tails attack, along with Rin and a whole bunch of other people.
*pause*
enderxenocide: I really hope Naruto never finds out about that.
Me: yeah, me too.
Now, on the new stuff:
I was thinking about Shino, and going, 'who, besides the OC who lives in my head and needs a name' could I pair with him? And then I was like - I know! Anko.' Can't you just see it?
Shino: *sad because he has creepy bloodline limit and very little chance of a girlfriend.*
Anko: You know, I don't mind bugs. And compared to the last guy I had sex with, you're normal!
Shino: Really?
Am I right or what?
Secondly,
enderxenocide and I were talking about Kushina, and how sad we are that we don't know more about her.One of us: Yeah, well, she probably died in the nine-tails attack, along with Rin and a whole bunch of other people.
*pause*
enderxenocide: I really hope Naruto never finds out about that.Me: yeah, me too.
Now, on the new stuff:
Long, boring training sequence that it makes no sense Naruto could learn to do given that his chakra control is crap.
Oh, god, the matching BFF necklaces for Naruto and Sasuke? So flipping gay. I mean, really.
"He's so cool! He's not the sort to be someone's pawn!"
Yeah, Karin, except for the fact that Sasuke TOTALLY IS! Right, at this very moment, he's currently bending over for Madara and going, 'fuck me harder! No need to bring lube!'
Damn, I am enjoying watching Sasuke get pwned. That said, wow, racist. One of the few characters who isn't drawn to look white (or black, for that matter) is mocked for rapping, made a joke of, and then they have him steal Muhammad Ali's signature phrase.
Great job, Kishimoto, great job.
Oh, god, the matching BFF necklaces for Naruto and Sasuke? So flipping gay. I mean, really.
"He's so cool! He's not the sort to be someone's pawn!"
Yeah, Karin, except for the fact that Sasuke TOTALLY IS! Right, at this very moment, he's currently bending over for Madara and going, 'fuck me harder! No need to bring lube!'
Damn, I am enjoying watching Sasuke get pwned. That said, wow, racist. One of the few characters who isn't drawn to look white (or black, for that matter) is mocked for rapping, made a joke of, and then they have him steal Muhammad Ali's signature phrase.
Great job, Kishimoto, great job.
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