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Title: Kinky Chopsticks
Author: redbrunja
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother
Rating: NC-17
Author's Note: written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
rashaka. Spoilers for season 3.
Characters: Robin, Barney
Summary: "Robin regains her sanity when the delivery girl raises her eyebrows and gives Robin a 'you lucky bitch' look."
Robin throws the money at her, grabs the Chinese food, and shuts the door in the woman's face. Robin and turns around to see Barney behind her, all perfect, hard abs and bright blue eyes. His tailored slacks slip low on his hips as he takes the food, starts pulling open cartons of General Tso's pork and fried rice.
"Fuck," she says, once, violently, and Barney smirks at her, smile tight and intense, and goes, "weren't you the one insisting on food before a repeat? 'Cause I'm game if you are, Scherbatsky."
Her palm itches to slap him, but she turns away instead, only she must be moving really, really slow, her old field hockey coach would be screaming at her because Barney catches one of her earring with his chopsticks. She pauses at the tug of her earlobe, and Barney presses against her back, other hand sliding around her waist to pull her against him.
"Hey, hey, don't rush off," he whispers into her ear and he sounds wounded, concerned, positively Ted-esque, like she can't feel his erection pressing into her ass, like she doesn't know that the only thing he wants from her is sex.
Robin slaps the chopsticks away from her ear and slams the door as she leaves.
Author: redbrunja
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother
Rating: NC-17
Author's Note: written for
rashaka. Spoilers for season 3.Characters: Robin, Barney
Summary: "Robin regains her sanity when the delivery girl raises her eyebrows and gives Robin a 'you lucky bitch' look."
Robin throws the money at her, grabs the Chinese food, and shuts the door in the woman's face. Robin and turns around to see Barney behind her, all perfect, hard abs and bright blue eyes. His tailored slacks slip low on his hips as he takes the food, starts pulling open cartons of General Tso's pork and fried rice.
"Fuck," she says, once, violently, and Barney smirks at her, smile tight and intense, and goes, "weren't you the one insisting on food before a repeat? 'Cause I'm game if you are, Scherbatsky."
Her palm itches to slap him, but she turns away instead, only she must be moving really, really slow, her old field hockey coach would be screaming at her because Barney catches one of her earring with his chopsticks. She pauses at the tug of her earlobe, and Barney presses against her back, other hand sliding around her waist to pull her against him.
"Hey, hey, don't rush off," he whispers into her ear and he sounds wounded, concerned, positively Ted-esque, like she can't feel his erection pressing into her ass, like she doesn't know that the only thing he wants from her is sex.
Robin slaps the chopsticks away from her ear and slams the door as she leaves.
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Re: ::APPLAUSE:: More please! Do it again, do it again!
Thank you!
I couldn't help but think "ow!" with the catching earring part, but I can also see how if you did it just right and she didn't move to fast, it could be a tug instead of painful.
*nods* Yeah, and I imagine that if Robin's been wearing earrings for a long time, her lobes would be less sensitive than, say, mine. (Plus a little bit of pain? You know Robin likes it dirty.)
:laugh: That's Barney's worst nightmare, turning into Ted, and we might see it happen at some point next season. His inner 23 year old was definitely a Ted Type.
Hell yeah. His 23 year old self would out-Ted Ted, which is why (imho, I hope) Barney in love is going to be so awesome. Because you have him as he is now, but you also have this sweetheart inside without cheating the audience.
I'd love to see him on the show standing in just pants, eating Chinese food.
Wouldn't we all. I mean, I don't mind that Ted and Marshell aren't model pretty, but it does get me that both Robin and Lily ARE. (Mainly cause I get so sick of shlebby guys getting hot, hot girls.)