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Today, I have
-maimed my computer.
-dropped a marble-top bedside table on my foot
and tried to steam green beans without water which resulted in me:
-melting a pot
-ruining one of the elements of Darth Vader, our stove, as well as the drip bowl.
This is the conversation that followed.
Mom: ...so do you think you can handle chopping garlic?
Me: I dunno....
Mom: The knife is pretty sharp, be careful. [..]I want to go outside for a minute, do you think you can watch dinner?
Me: Mom, have you been paying attention to what's happened so far this evening?
Mom: Right, I'll finish cooking.
Me: *in a massive funk*
Mom: Wow, you certainly get up from a nap in a different mood when you don't have manga waiting for you! (context: yesterday, I woke up groggy and bleery eyed to find three volumes of Black Cat outside my door. I ended up dancing around the living room. Usually once I fall asleep, it take at least and hour for me to be a functional human being again.)
Me: Yeah, it's amazing the difference between getting manga and tormenting the other half of my soul!
Now my foot hurts and I can't sleep. So, I kinda really need to talk about my OTPs right now, m'kay? (gacked from![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
the_sun_is_up)
List the first five OTPs that come into your head.
1.) Katara/Zuko
2.) Sakura/Kakashi
3.) Lust/Scar
4.) Veronica/Weevil
5.) Neji/Hinata
-maimed my computer.
-dropped a marble-top bedside table on my foot
and tried to steam green beans without water which resulted in me:
-melting a pot
-ruining one of the elements of Darth Vader, our stove, as well as the drip bowl.
This is the conversation that followed.
Mom: ...so do you think you can handle chopping garlic?
Me: I dunno....
Mom: The knife is pretty sharp, be careful. [..]I want to go outside for a minute, do you think you can watch dinner?
Me: Mom, have you been paying attention to what's happened so far this evening?
Mom: Right, I'll finish cooking.
Me: *in a massive funk*
Mom: Wow, you certainly get up from a nap in a different mood when you don't have manga waiting for you! (context: yesterday, I woke up groggy and bleery eyed to find three volumes of Black Cat outside my door. I ended up dancing around the living room. Usually once I fall asleep, it take at least and hour for me to be a functional human being again.)
Me: Yeah, it's amazing the difference between getting manga and tormenting the other half of my soul!
Now my foot hurts and I can't sleep. So, I kinda really need to talk about my OTPs right now, m'kay? (gacked from
the_sun_is_up)List the first five OTPs that come into your head.
1.) Katara/Zuko
2.) Sakura/Kakashi
3.) Lust/Scar
4.) Veronica/Weevil
5.) Neji/Hinata
1. When did you first fall in love with ship number 1? (Katara/Zuko.)
When, weary unto death of Saiyuki fandom and it's endless sea of slash with only rare, fleeting, and lonely glimpses of het on far-off shores,smillaraaq said, 'have you heard about Avatar? It's this great cartoon with cool chicks, awesome fights, and the het enemies!pairing is the most popular ship in the fandom.'
And then there was "I'll save you from theslash pirates!' and I was like, DAMN RIGHT YOU WILL!
2. When did you fall in love with ship number 5? (Neji/Hinata)
When they were standing on the floor of the chuunin exams, and Hinata was calling the angry boy trying to kill her "brother" and refusing to back down.
3.What is your favorite moment of ship number 3? (Lust/Scar)
"Why did you step in front of me?"
"My body moved on its own."
Oh, my poor doomed, fucked up awesome ship. Soulless creatures are the most beautiful things in love.
4. What will the ship be if you take the boy from ship 2 and the girl from ship 1 and mesh them? (Kakashi/Katara.)
Let's take a minute to contemplate how FUCKING AWESOME AND NINJA-TASTIC THEIR STORMBENDING!BABIES WOULD BE! That said, I think their relationship would end up working too much like Shikamaru/Temari, in negative ways. (In that Kakashi is less of a jackass than Shikamaru, doesn't need the kicks in the ass Shikamaru does to be a decent human being, and deserves kinder than Kakata would give him. See, Kakashi is pretty detached from most things, and I think Katara, who is so passionate about everything, would be very frustrated with him. Katara needs someone who's not half dead, emotionally, and Kakashi needs someone who understands WHY he is the way he is, which Sakura does. Regardless of how well Sakura follows Rule 25, she understands it.)
5. Vise versa (Sakura/Zuko).
This on the other hand, would work quite well. Sakura's passion for helping people + her ninja skills? Win. I can just see her sneaking about protecting vital people and retrieving important documents for Fire Lord Zuko, and he'd love and respect her, especially since they're both people who have had to work so much harder than the people around them to achieve their awesome skillz.
But their poor children, you know? Getting slow-bloomer genes from both sides would suck.
6. What's your favorite moment for ship 4? (Veronica/Weevil)
Probably when Veronica gets him out of jail in the second episode or when Weevi gets all up in Logan's face after picking her up from the Echolls house no questions asked.
7. How long was there between the time you got into the fandom and the time you started shipping ship number 3? (Lust/Scar)
I was shipping it before I was in the fandom.
8. When did you start shipping ship number 4? (Veronica/Weevil).
First episode, when Weevil was trashing the minivan after Logan broke Veronica's headlights.
9. Take three random people from three of the ships and create an OT3?
Lust x Neji x Katara.
Because the pile of brunette hotness would be fantastic.
10. Rank your OTPs in order.
1.) Kakashi/Sakura (only because that's what I'm most interested in reading right now.)
2.) Katara/Zuko (because despite my ugly, ugly break up with the fandom and the show, I love you crazy kids to death.)
3.) Lust/Scar (because you're epic)
4.) Veronica/Weevil (only this far down on the list because I'm not in the fandom)
5.) Neji/Hinata (are last because even the violent pseudo-incest can't beat out 'in love with my dead brother's alchemical mistake who's also the woman I loved when she as doing my brother, who I also loved' boy and 'I'll I want is to be human what are these feelings inside' badass girl.)
When, weary unto death of Saiyuki fandom and it's endless sea of slash with only rare, fleeting, and lonely glimpses of het on far-off shores,
smillaraaq said, 'have you heard about Avatar? It's this great cartoon with cool chicks, awesome fights, and the het enemies!pairing is the most popular ship in the fandom.'And then there was "I'll save you from the
2. When did you fall in love with ship number 5? (Neji/Hinata)
When they were standing on the floor of the chuunin exams, and Hinata was calling the angry boy trying to kill her "brother" and refusing to back down.
3.What is your favorite moment of ship number 3? (Lust/Scar)
"Why did you step in front of me?"
"My body moved on its own."
Oh, my poor doomed, fucked up awesome ship. Soulless creatures are the most beautiful things in love.
4. What will the ship be if you take the boy from ship 2 and the girl from ship 1 and mesh them? (Kakashi/Katara.)
Let's take a minute to contemplate how FUCKING AWESOME AND NINJA-TASTIC THEIR STORMBENDING!BABIES WOULD BE! That said, I think their relationship would end up working too much like Shikamaru/Temari, in negative ways. (In that Kakashi is less of a jackass than Shikamaru, doesn't need the kicks in the ass Shikamaru does to be a decent human being, and deserves kinder than Kakata would give him. See, Kakashi is pretty detached from most things, and I think Katara, who is so passionate about everything, would be very frustrated with him. Katara needs someone who's not half dead, emotionally, and Kakashi needs someone who understands WHY he is the way he is, which Sakura does. Regardless of how well Sakura follows Rule 25, she understands it.)
5. Vise versa (Sakura/Zuko).
This on the other hand, would work quite well. Sakura's passion for helping people + her ninja skills? Win. I can just see her sneaking about protecting vital people and retrieving important documents for Fire Lord Zuko, and he'd love and respect her, especially since they're both people who have had to work so much harder than the people around them to achieve their awesome skillz.
But their poor children, you know? Getting slow-bloomer genes from both sides would suck.
6. What's your favorite moment for ship 4? (Veronica/Weevil)
Probably when Veronica gets him out of jail in the second episode or when Weevi gets all up in Logan's face after picking her up from the Echolls house no questions asked.
7. How long was there between the time you got into the fandom and the time you started shipping ship number 3? (Lust/Scar)
I was shipping it before I was in the fandom.
8. When did you start shipping ship number 4? (Veronica/Weevil).
First episode, when Weevil was trashing the minivan after Logan broke Veronica's headlights.
9. Take three random people from three of the ships and create an OT3?
Lust x Neji x Katara.
Because the pile of brunette hotness would be fantastic.
10. Rank your OTPs in order.
1.) Kakashi/Sakura (only because that's what I'm most interested in reading right now.)
2.) Katara/Zuko (because despite my ugly, ugly break up with the fandom and the show, I love you crazy kids to death.)
3.) Lust/Scar (because you're epic)
4.) Veronica/Weevil (only this far down on the list because I'm not in the fandom)
5.) Neji/Hinata (are last because even the violent pseudo-incest can't beat out 'in love with my dead brother's alchemical mistake who's also the woman I loved when she as doing my brother, who I also loved' boy and 'I'll I want is to be human what are these feelings inside' badass girl.)
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