Okay, ovaries?
There is no need for you to be early to the party. Really. I know it's hard for you to understand, given that you've been four days early for the last three months, but I don't matter when you show up- nobody's going to be waiting to meet you. Got me? So please, save me some aggravation and stick to the fracking schedule!
No love,
me.
Also, because I know I have people on my flist who's bodies also need a talking to, I bring you a funny rec. It's Hana Kimi, which I'm pretty positive that none of you read, but all you need to know to love this fic is the basic premise: "girl sees pretty guy doing high-jump, follows him to Japan in an all-boys school, and somehow winds up being object-de-crush's roommate, all while believing that he doesn't know she's a girl, and he knows she is." (synopsis snagged from the comments, because I'm lazy.)
Female Biology
I literally laughed out loud the first time I read this, and then I called over my roommate, who also cackled maniacally.
There is no need for you to be early to the party. Really. I know it's hard for you to understand, given that you've been four days early for the last three months, but I don't matter when you show up- nobody's going to be waiting to meet you. Got me? So please, save me some aggravation and stick to the fracking schedule!
No love,
me.
Also, because I know I have people on my flist who's bodies also need a talking to, I bring you a funny rec. It's Hana Kimi, which I'm pretty positive that none of you read, but all you need to know to love this fic is the basic premise: "girl sees pretty guy doing high-jump, follows him to Japan in an all-boys school, and somehow winds up being object-de-crush's roommate, all while believing that he doesn't know she's a girl, and he knows she is." (synopsis snagged from the comments, because I'm lazy.)
Female Biology
I literally laughed out loud the first time I read this, and then I called over my roommate, who also cackled maniacally.
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