Fic: "Life Has The Face Of A Morbid Game"

Title: Life Has The Face Of A Morbid Game
Author: redbrunja
Fandom: Naruto.
Rating: R
Author’s Note: written for narutocontest : week #34 -- Freudian Slip
Pairing: Sakura/Sai, Sakura/Sasuke
Summary: Sakura loves too many damaged, dark-haired boys.

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gacked from ryanitenebrae :

1. Comment in this post with a pairing, a character, or theory.
2. I shall write you back a paragraph explaining what I think about it (good, bad, indifferent) and why.
3. Repost in your own journal if you want.

Also, this is hilarious:

It's like peering into Naruto's head to see his AU fantasies in which he's cooler than he could ever possibly be IRL.

Also, a HILARIOUS Naruto fanfic:

Gay Porn

'Kankuro shrugged again. "I was just thinking about the Defense. And sex."

She really, really wasn't sure she wanted to think about her fourteen-year-old brother having sex. Of any sort. Her head cocked, as her mind gleefully hijacked her imagination anyway.'

I almost didn't read this because of the title (you know me and slash) but I am SO GLAD that I did. It's Temari and Kankuro discussing Gaara's sex life and then Gaara being himself about sex and besides making me giggle, it make me want to see Sakura and Temari fangirling together over gay porn.

I'm A Wicked Child

How bad a person does it make me that when Haruhi ( I'm so ashamed )

I feel like I'm betraying my foremothers by using rapist logic.

Also, Kyon, ( slightly less shameful )

*keyboard smash*

Bleach, chapter 199.

With the bathing and the ticking and the leaning over Orihime while wet and naked.

And sweet jesus Rukia brought a MASSAGE DEVICE FOR ICHIGO'S CLOSET?!?!?!?!?!??!

*is dead of subtext*