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Monday, February 2nd, 2009 01:14 pm
gacked from [livejournal.com profile] ryanitenebrae :

1. Comment in this post with a pairing, a character, or theory.
2. I shall write you back a paragraph explaining what I think about it (good, bad, indifferent) and why.
3. Repost in your own journal if you want.


Also, this is hilarious:



It's like peering into Naruto's head to see his AU fantasies in which he's cooler than he could ever possibly be IRL.

Also, a HILARIOUS Naruto fanfic:

Gay Porn

'Kankuro shrugged again. "I was just thinking about the Defense. And sex."

She really, really wasn't sure she wanted to think about her fourteen-year-old brother having sex. Of any sort. Her head cocked, as her mind gleefully hijacked her imagination anyway.'


I almost didn't read this because of the title (you know me and slash) but I am SO GLAD that I did. It's Temari and Kankuro discussing Gaara's sex life and then Gaara being himself about sex and besides making me giggle, it make me want to see Sakura and Temari fangirling together over gay porn.
Monday, February 2nd, 2009 09:29 pm (UTC)
Kuukaku from Bleach!
Monday, February 2nd, 2009 10:02 pm (UTC)
Lol I suppose that speaks louder than anything XD

How about Sai and Sakura, as teammates not as lovers?
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 06:43 am (UTC)
One armed firecracker girl? She seemed badass, but didn't grab me.

I think Yamato is dumb as a post for not teaming Sai and Sakura up more. They are both very, very smart and work together and communicate much better than Sai and Naruto do.
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 10:17 pm (UTC)
He just teamed them up solo (well, double) in the current filler! 8D (Naruto's not allowed to come or know about it because they're "searching for Orochimaru's new hideout" and you know what he'd do...)
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 10:39 pm (UTC)
Seriously? Are there episodes that are worth watching for the Sai x Sakura?
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 11:49 pm (UTC)
Not yet. They just got assigned together at the end of last episode. If there is even the slightest hint of subtext (which there will be; the animators ship them so hard it isn't even funny), you'll hear my squees even with your computer turned OFF.
Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 03:42 am (UTC)
They do.

I mean, the umbrella scene. Just... the umbrellla scene.
Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 08:14 pm (UTC)
This makes me so happy you don't even know XD Now I'm going to have to start watching the anime!
Monday, February 2nd, 2009 09:42 pm (UTC)
Read the fanfiction and loved it!

Also, if that ending amuses you, I highly, highly recommend you watch this video: http://www.tailedfox.com/page-shippu%21-konoha-gakuen-den

Also...Anko, specifically why haven't we seen her since the Chuunin Exams (D:).
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 06:51 am (UTC)
Oh, so it's not Naruto's AU high school fantasies, it's SAKURA'S YAOI AU FANTASIES. Okay, then.

Anko is off doing things way too cool for Kishimoto to be able to draw, badassery completely unrelated to a man and thus impossible for his mind to comprehend. In her spare time, she's also banging Iruka like a screen door in a hurricane.
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 11:51 pm (UTC)
Totally. (The melodramatic ending still cracks me up. "You, my only..." And the freakout panel when Sasuke leaves. "IS HE GOING OFF WITH THAT TRANSVESTITE PERVERT??? DDD8!!!")

This is trufax. I approve.
Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 03:06 am (UTC)
I know! Sakura's VA clearly had a freaking BLAST doing that.
Monday, February 2nd, 2009 10:56 pm (UTC)
Things that made me squee in that vid:

Sakura punching Naruto in his AU fantasy, because Sakura punching you is like eyelash-fluttering for any other girl.

What looked like Hinata clinging to Neji when Sasuke was offering Naruto a hand up.

Everyone in school uniforms. LOL And Kakashi looks good like that.

Pairing: Hinata/Neji
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 06:41 am (UTC)
Sakura punching Naruto in his AU fantasy, because Sakura punching you is like eyelash-fluttering for any other girl.

It really is.

Hinata and Neji were adorable, and the school girl uniforms were hot. As was Neji's martial arts outfit.
Monday, February 2nd, 2009 11:06 pm (UTC)
To the fanfic: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Ahem. ha ha.

Why do you post the super hilarious when my mom is home? If I hadn't controlled myself, I'd have to explain to my mom why I'm reading something entitled "Gay Porn." Considering that my mom is Southern Baptist, I doubt it'd go over well.


To the meme: Roy x Winry. Because Roy x Riza is too obvious. This one is slightly less so.
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 04:53 am (UTC)
Because I have mad timing skillz.

Roy x Winry:

I really like this pairing. It can be so delightfully screwed up, and I like that about a pairing. I also think that there would be plenty of angst and stuff for them to work through and SO MANY ISSUES. Also, both of them are very hot.
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Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 04:27 am (UTC)
Okay, I've been spoiler on this, so I'll say that I totally buy the hints that Kyon created Haruhi to keep himself from being bored. He's more like Haruhi than he'd ever admit, and I think he's attracted to her for that reason. As for her... I'm not sure why she'd be into him yet, besides the fact that he doesn't bore her (obviously) and he's hot.
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Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 04:48 am (UTC)
Okay then. I'll be curious to actually watch it and see what conclusions I come to.
Monday, February 2nd, 2009 11:18 pm (UTC)
Haruhi/Kyon. I personally haven't watched more than clips of the show, but I think they're cute. edit: I was beaten to it, lol. How about Kiba/Hinata then?

Also, that vid (along with the one [livejournal.com profile] okroginator linked to) made me LOL so hard my neighbors came by and asked me if I was okay. XD
Edited 2009-02-02 11:19 pm (UTC)
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 04:16 am (UTC)
I KNOW! WASN'T IT LOL-TASTIC!??!?!!?!

Kiba/Hinata: while it has a greater chance of actually happening and Kiba DOES pay more attention to Hinata than Naruto does, in a lot of ways Hinata/Kiba feels like Naruto/Hinata redux, which I'm not terribly interested in. I do, however, like the idea that he's crushing on her.
Monday, February 2nd, 2009 11:58 pm (UTC)
Yuki, from Haruhi. If you haven't gotten to her, Haruhi.
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 04:10 am (UTC)
She's interesting. I'm curious to see how the alien angle plays out, and she makes a nice contrast for some of the other characters.
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 01:24 am (UTC)
Hehehehee, I loved that fic!
Hmm, a pairing...how about Ino/Chouji?

I am so snagging this meme!

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 02:59 am (UTC)
Okay, I really like Ino/Chouji. First of all, Chouji is a nice guy and I get the feeling he has a lot of affection for Ino (in my head, he's totally crushing on her). I think they would actually work in a relationship together (one reason Shikamaru/Ino totally wouldn't, in my mind, is that Shikamaru wouldn't want to put any effort into wooing and keeping Ino happy, whereas Chouji would LOVE to do things like that.) I also think it is great character growth for Ino, to pick the decent guy who'll make her happy in the long term, and not the attractive, elite guy would would raise her cachet.
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Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 11:04 pm (UTC)
Oceans of no.

First of all, admittedly, I do not like slash, so... I'm very unlikely to say good things about it. (I have like, one slash pairing I could have possibly gotten into, in my entire history of fandom).

Secondly, Lee is so sweet that he totally doesn't deserve to have to deal with Gaara, I highly doubt he'd GET Gaara in any meaningful way, and I don't think he'd give Gaara the verbal smack he would need upon occassion.