Dear Inconsiderate Fuckwits

I'm sure it sucks to be locked out at eleven pm and/or one am when it's cold. However, please suck it up and call the University Police (I just know you have a cell phone) instead of banging on the door until someone lets you in.

Because I don't see why I should be kept up because you fucked up and the sheer rudeness of your actions means that even though I'm now wide awake, instead of in the process of drifting off to sleep like a was five whole minutes ago, there is no way in hell I'm going to down to let you in.

No love,
me.

I Fail At Math... Also, Realitylapse Numbers Its Episodes Evily

Okay, if I have all The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya NUMBERED IN AIRING ORDER (as in, episode with the student film is #1, episode where she starts her club is episode #2) IN WHICH ORDER do I watch them to see them in DVD order?

(And I will trade a drabble for this, because I tried to figure this out via wikipedia and someone else's DVD airing order, only since the episodes where numbered differently than I had them it didn't work.)

Bite Me, Hypocrite

I realized while rereading the latest Naruto chapter ( spoilers )

that I really want Pain and Shinji to meet.

Yeah, you just TRY and one-up Shinji 'my angst destroyed the word', Nagato. 

Gossip Girl 1x02

 Is it just me, or does Dan ( spoilers )