Something's Wrong When You Regret Things That Haven't Happened Yet

I have four Clint/Natasha fics - none of which are working at the moment. And I have a ton of other pairings that I want to write fic for, only I haven't gotten past the 'so I think these two sexy individuals should bang' brainstorming stage.

THEREFORE, CLEARLY, IT'S MEME TIME. Gacked from several of my flist members:

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three (possibly R-rated, to make up for no porn battle this summer) sentences from that story.

CUTEST CLINT/NATASHA FIC IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

There's People & They're Young & Alive

Prompt for this was, Clint realizes Natasha has never really had a childhood/adolescence, and decides to give her all the experiences she missed out on, like going to the zoo and having slumber parties and making out in the back seat of a car.

FIC IS EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN, ONLY WITH EXQUISITE BANTER AND PLAYFUL TEASING AND TWO MASTER ASSASSINS BASICALLY BEING ADORABLE AND YET IN CHARACTER. SERIOUSLY, THIS FIC MADE FEEL LIKE I WAS GOING TO VOMIT RAINBOWS. THERE IS MAKING OUT AT A DRIVE-IN. I ALMOST DIED OF DELICIOUS AMERICANA.