I was at my childhood home last weekend, and my mother and I had a friend over for dinner.
As my mom and I were making dinner, I was stealing shrimp for shrimp foo young (and sidenote, dropped one down my shirt and IT VANISHED INTO MY CLEAVAGE NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN, I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING) I go, "wait, isn't friend-we're-having-for-dinner-a-vegetarian?'
Mom: Yeah, she's a vegetarian but she eats seafood.
( this conversation goes to cannibalism fast, far warning )
As my mom and I were making dinner, I was stealing shrimp for shrimp foo young (and sidenote, dropped one down my shirt and IT VANISHED INTO MY CLEAVAGE NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN, I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING) I go, "wait, isn't friend-we're-having-for-dinner-a-vegetarian?'
Mom: Yeah, she's a vegetarian but she eats seafood.
( this conversation goes to cannibalism fast, far warning )