Disgusted, Tunbridge Wells

Dear fandom,

Steve Rogers is a lot of things.

But bantery? Flirty? Adept at flirty banter?



Seriously, now, did you not actually watch Captain America: The First Avenger before you decided to write fic?






(I couldn't find Peggy Carter's epic 'are you fucking serious right now' reaction face, so you'll just have to imagine it.)

Please, fanfficers. Take a moment to think how egregiously wrong you are.

Annoyed,
Red

Kiss Me Hard Before You Go

gacked from qualapec (and modified slightly):

Pick a fandom/series/character/pairing and I'll describe my feelings on that fandom/series/character/pairing as if it were a past, present, or future lover.