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It snowed! Just a dusting, but still, SNOW! That I don't have to drive in! Score!
Also, I came across a hilarious rant on![[info]](https://stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif)
fanficrants regarding smut.
Just her intro totally owned:
"I don't mean, oh, yeah, I've seen enough smutfics to understand the obscure language people use to describe sexual acts, and any smut you throw at me probably won't surprise me... no, I mean I have seen enough smut in my time that anatomical errors on your part will be noticed, noted, and mocked by me. I mean I've probably read about boys in more positions than twelve books on kama sutra could offer you if you were in bloody India at a bookstore specializing in kama sutra. If there were blackbelts in desensitization to smut, I would probably have used those blackbelts to BDSM tie someone up by now. Really."
And than she gave good things not to do. But the into! Win!
Also, I came across a hilarious rant on
fanficrants regarding smut.Just her intro totally owned:
"I don't mean, oh, yeah, I've seen enough smutfics to understand the obscure language people use to describe sexual acts, and any smut you throw at me probably won't surprise me... no, I mean I have seen enough smut in my time that anatomical errors on your part will be noticed, noted, and mocked by me. I mean I've probably read about boys in more positions than twelve books on kama sutra could offer you if you were in bloody India at a bookstore specializing in kama sutra. If there were blackbelts in desensitization to smut, I would probably have used those blackbelts to BDSM tie someone up by now. Really."
And than she gave good things not to do. But the into! Win!
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I'm sorry they aren't heating schools properly.
Yes, now snow is forever either good snow (don't have to drive in it) or bad snow (have to drive in it). Although, actually, it wasn't the snow that was the real problem...