Oh, OTP, How Can You Be So Adorable?
A have decided to share a picspam with you - the shippiest scene in recent memory, from Naruto episode 81:
First, Sakura is brooding in the rain, wondering if this is truly the most boring training sequence in Naruto (it is) or if she's being punished for something (only for being female) when suddenly the rain stops....
....because Sai has drawn them a little ink umbrella and is holding it over her.
I have no commentary for the cuteness that is that line. Also, I would totally trade fic for an icon of them standing together.
Sakura: I'm just worrying over the fact that we've apparently entered a dimension during which time has no meaning.
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Sai tries to cheer her up, because even after Root did its best to quash all emotion out of his soul, he knows that girls are much more likely to put out if they're happy.
But Sakura is uncheered, because she knows that in anther arc Naruto will be stealing her signature power and will probably end up marrying Sasuke and getting the white dress she always dreamed of.
Sai looks at her.
And looks at her.
And stares at her mouth some more. I can't emphasize how long this scene went on, with Sai just staring at her lips, and I want to drag everyone who thinks Sai thinks Sakura is ugly over to this and make them watch it, because, I am sorry, you do not just stare at the mouth of someone you think is unattractive. You just don't.
Sai's all "I have been instructed in the ways of smiling deviously by Kyouya.... do you feel the need to fall to your knees and worship me yet?"
Seriously, worship the pretty.
Sai: well, she punched me the last time I insulted a teammate.... I really hope I can get her to do that again.
'cause Sai understand the hotness that is Sakura punching people and you totally know he's a bit of a machicist.
Sakura decides to main a tree instead of a teammate. Kakashi would be so proud. Although, he'd probably prefer she take out the competition, you know?
Sakura makes tree sorry that it was around when Sai was shooting off his mouth.
And Sai is back staring at her mouth while she speaks poinards, and ever word stabs.
....besides that his penis is tiny? Because we all know that!
Sai: Sakura, I thought we were saving that for the bedroom.
Also,
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And the above screencap would also make a good icon. I'm just saying.
Sakura: You brought me yaoi? Maybe you do have potential.
Sakura: Well, I certainly know what I'm going to be doing what Naruto is all like, 'blah, blah, woe is me, let's train dramatically in the rain.'
I'd like to note that Sai gave her the umbrella before scampering off.
...Sakura watches him go....
And Sakura continues watching with this sort-smile on her face.
Oh, OTP.
I haven't gotten this good of fanservice since Zuko was rolling around on the floor with Katara and going off to commit bloody revenge at her side.
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