Cracked Out Naruto Theories. Also, Bleach Hate.

[redbrunja]

 You know, when people complained about Bleach being worse than Naruto, I didn't believe them.

I do know.

It's like everybody is fucking Sasuke.

Everyone is also super dumb.

This is the worst rescue I have ever seen in my life.

The only good part was when Rukia and Ichigo finally meet. That was awesome but the rest just made me want to stab someone.

That, and Ishida continuing to be The Girl.

Seriously, for the past fifty chapters it has been nothing but Sasuke  Ichigo getting stronger. It's boring and unbelievable and makes me hate him and hate his enemies for not killing him and hate everyone who isn't just sayin grab Rukia and make a break for it and hating Rukia for being weak after a month in prison and just in general it's hate hate hate.

Also, cracky random ideas for Naruto.

So, correct me if I'm wrong but Sai's older brother is light-haired and older - could he have been crazy-weird-name-guy who went to Orochimaru of his own will and was buddy-buddy with Juugo?

Also, there is only ONE situation in which I would accept Kakashi dying.

And that is if Sakura got his sharingan.

Wouldn't it be epic? Fucked up and tragic yet epic.

Also, I really miss the team of Cloud Nins who were going to deal with team motherfucking snakes.

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[strange_quark]

*nods* And one of the first fics I wrote for Naruto played with the idea of Sakura getting Kakashi's eye. Well, Obito's eye.

I think I remember that fic. It was good.

Oh, he totally would, I have no doubt. So we'd still be complaining. ^_^

Aaah, Naruto, a constant source of bitching. It's why we love hate love it.

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Honestly, after reading Bleach, my Naruto love has never been stronger. ^_^

[strange_quark]

... Staying awaaay from Bleach, awaaaaaay...