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redbrunja ([personal profile] redbrunja) wrote2008-12-02 01:06 am
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Cracked Out Naruto Theories. Also, Bleach Hate.

 You know, when people complained about Bleach being worse than Naruto, I didn't believe them.

I do know.

It's like everybody is fucking Sasuke.

Everyone is also super dumb.

This is the worst rescue I have ever seen in my life.

The only good part was when Rukia and Ichigo finally meet. That was awesome but the rest just made me want to stab someone.

That, and Ishida continuing to be The Girl.

Seriously, for the past fifty chapters it has been nothing but Sasuke  Ichigo getting stronger. It's boring and unbelievable and makes me hate him and hate his enemies for not killing him and hate everyone who isn't just sayin grab Rukia and make a break for it and hating Rukia for being weak after a month in prison and just in general it's hate hate hate.

Also, cracky random ideas for Naruto.

So, correct me if I'm wrong but Sai's older brother is light-haired and older - could he have been crazy-weird-name-guy who went to Orochimaru of his own will and was buddy-buddy with Juugo?

Also, there is only ONE situation in which I would accept Kakashi dying.

And that is if Sakura got his sharingan.

Wouldn't it be epic? Fucked up and tragic yet epic.

Also, I really miss the team of Cloud Nins who were going to deal with team motherfucking snakes.

[identity profile] solace-adrift.livejournal.com 2008-12-02 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I tend to hear the opposite: that Bleach is better than Naruto. Which I’ve never understood, because, granted, Naruto has its (many, many) flaws, but at the very least the plot keeps moving forward, the fights aren’t as horribly formulaic and have some modicum of strategy involved, and at least half the characters are likable.

Ugh. Ichigo. The worst possible combinations of both Naruto and Sasuke’s traits. I can count on one hand the amount of times in the manga I’ve found him even vaguely interesting. (For the record: when he was dealing with his mom’s killer, and when him and Rukia were doing their supernatural/spirit buddy cop routine.)

And yeah, Sakura with a Sharingan would be pretty badass.

[identity profile] redbrunja.livejournal.com 2008-12-03 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I heart the Bleach was better than Naruto from everyone except you. Needless to say, you were right.

fights aren’t as horribly formulaic and have some modicum of strategy involved

YES! There are SO many fights in Naruto where the "strongest" doesn't win because the other people are using stratagy or GANGING UP ON THEM TO WIN.