Cracked Out Naruto Theories. Also, Bleach Hate.

[redbrunja]

 You know, when people complained about Bleach being worse than Naruto, I didn't believe them.

I do know.

It's like everybody is fucking Sasuke.

Everyone is also super dumb.

This is the worst rescue I have ever seen in my life.

The only good part was when Rukia and Ichigo finally meet. That was awesome but the rest just made me want to stab someone.

That, and Ishida continuing to be The Girl.

Seriously, for the past fifty chapters it has been nothing but Sasuke  Ichigo getting stronger. It's boring and unbelievable and makes me hate him and hate his enemies for not killing him and hate everyone who isn't just sayin grab Rukia and make a break for it and hating Rukia for being weak after a month in prison and just in general it's hate hate hate.

Also, cracky random ideas for Naruto.

So, correct me if I'm wrong but Sai's older brother is light-haired and older - could he have been crazy-weird-name-guy who went to Orochimaru of his own will and was buddy-buddy with Juugo?

Also, there is only ONE situation in which I would accept Kakashi dying.

And that is if Sakura got his sharingan.

Wouldn't it be epic? Fucked up and tragic yet epic.

Also, I really miss the team of Cloud Nins who were going to deal with team motherfucking snakes.

Comments

[ivy-chan.livejournal.com]

Oh, Jesus, it's like Dragon Ball Z. *shudder*

Sakura with Kakashi's eye might run into one bit of trouble, though, since I thought he was running close to going blind in that eye because of the sharingan. Unless Sakura comes up with a SUPER MEDIC NIN idea that allows the eye to use sharingan to some extent without causing blindness. (Or she could just go half-blind and be all: "Well, fuck the special sharingan then, I'll just take his other eye.") Then again, her body could reject the eye, which would also be fun.

(Oooh, or she and Karin could hook up and together make artificial, lab-grown sharingan eye replacements by using Sasuke as their manslave lab rat! And then get rich and famous! And Ino joins in as saleswoman!)

...Oh, drat. I'm going to be thinking about Sharingan!Sakura all day.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

(Oooh, or she and Karin could hook up and together make artificial, lab-grown sharingan eye replacements by using Sasuke as their manslave lab rat! And then get rich and famous! And Ino joins in as saleswoman!)


IAWTC.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Sakura with Kakashi's eye might run into one bit of trouble, though, since I thought he was running close to going blind in that eye because of the sharingan. Unless Sakura comes up with a SUPER MEDIC NIN idea that allows the eye to use sharingan to some extent without causing blindness

I think Sakura would be able to do a lot of self-healing to keep the Sharingan intact and functioning, I would guess. I think she's have some similar troubles with running low of chakra because of it, but I bet you would overall manage to use the sharingan for longer periods than he does, with her chakra control.