Cracked Out Naruto Theories. Also, Bleach Hate.

[redbrunja]

 You know, when people complained about Bleach being worse than Naruto, I didn't believe them.

I do know.

It's like everybody is fucking Sasuke.

Everyone is also super dumb.

This is the worst rescue I have ever seen in my life.

The only good part was when Rukia and Ichigo finally meet. That was awesome but the rest just made me want to stab someone.

That, and Ishida continuing to be The Girl.

Seriously, for the past fifty chapters it has been nothing but Sasuke  Ichigo getting stronger. It's boring and unbelievable and makes me hate him and hate his enemies for not killing him and hate everyone who isn't just sayin grab Rukia and make a break for it and hating Rukia for being weak after a month in prison and just in general it's hate hate hate.

Also, cracky random ideas for Naruto.

So, correct me if I'm wrong but Sai's older brother is light-haired and older - could he have been crazy-weird-name-guy who went to Orochimaru of his own will and was buddy-buddy with Juugo?

Also, there is only ONE situation in which I would accept Kakashi dying.

And that is if Sakura got his sharingan.

Wouldn't it be epic? Fucked up and tragic yet epic.

Also, I really miss the team of Cloud Nins who were going to deal with team motherfucking snakes.

Comments

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Sakura gets Kakashi's Sharingan? OH HELLS YES! Except then Sakura would be a victim of the Mary-Sueing of any and all Sharingan characters... but then Kishimoto's scorn for the ladies might balance out his love for the Sharingan... THIS WOULD BE EPIC.

I'm going to go with epic.

And I'd drop Bleach. Everyone I know says it only gets worse after the point I quit at.