I Have A Feeling This Is Going To Require Much Typing

[redbrunja]

gacked from theladyfeylene :

Name a character from any of my fandoms, and I'll tell you every pairing I've ever written them in, read them in, or even just thought about.

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[stinky-horowitz.livejournal.com]

Kakashi. And wow, that's gonna be a lot of typing. Sorry, but still, I'm CURIOUS.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I have written Kakashi with Sakura. Period. The end. (OTP!!!!111!!!111)

That said, it is fanon in my head Anko, Kurenai and Kakashi have been friends for ages and at some point, Kurenai and Kakashi has 'I like you and I'm horny' sex that didn't even make a ripple in their friendship.

I have read and loved Kakashi/Kushina, and I think it fits in with Kakashi's history of tragedy.

I have read Rin/Kakashi, and anything that is not one sided in a she loves him/ he cares for her strikes me as slightly wrong.

Obito/Kakashi: I have no idea how people think this would work. First of all, they were twelve. Second of all, there was only a period of about two hours where they didn't have each other utterly and Kakashi as a kid was WAY to straightlaced to a.) have sex b.) have gay sex c.) have gay sex with someone he found worthless. Keep dreaming, fangirls.

Iruka/Kakashi. A world of no. This is one of those pairings where they're complete opposites and there's complete opposites in the way that means that they totally don't respect each other, and neither of them is the kind of person to have angry, I don't like you very much sex. Plus Kakashi is really straight in my head.

Kakashi/Gai - while I understand where people are coming from, no.

Kakashi/Sasuke - dear god no. Sasuke betrayed his teammates and his friends. The only way Kakashi would get into a bed with that boy would be to drive a chidori through his ass and let him bleed out slow.

Kakashi/Naruto - this hurts my brain in a way that Iruka/Naruto doesn't.

Kakashi/Anko - while hot, I almost think that these two are too alike to ever have sex with each other. I kinda think they repress in the same way, and it just wouldn't do anything for either of them. The sex would be be proffessional yet devoid of passion.

[nimblnymph.livejournal.com]

From Obito/Kakashi to Kakashi/Naruto, I'm joining in with the hell NO! Especially Iruka/Kakashi. *shudders* I'm sorry, but Iruka thinks Kakashi is a horrible teacher, and for him tha's like THE gravest of insults. Kakashi, while generally indifferent to Iruka's insults, has had no qualms about putting the chuunin in his place. "They're not your students anymore. They're MINE." he doesn't disrespect Iruka... but he's obviously not gonna invite him out for a round of drinks and sex either.

Kakashi/Anko I've seen done and done well, but not as a pairing. It's always been a:
"Hey... the closet's empty now. Wanna go?"
"Eh, sure. No scratching this time."
"When did YOU become such a bitch?"

scenario.

Oh, and Kurenai/Kakashi... *snickers* Can you imagine when Asuma found out about that?

Damn it... I feel a drabble coming on.

[the-sun-is-up.livejournal.com]

Kakashi/Iruka: WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE SHIP THIS? IT MAKES NO SENSE!

Kakashi/Sasuke: Agreed. Naruto and Sakura still love Sasuke in spite of his fucktardery. Kakashi? Doesn't.

Kakashi/Naruto: EWWWW. Like, I've even seen really beautifully drawn fanart of that pairing, which is usually great way to get me on board with a ship, and I was still going "EW EW GET IT OFF ME."

[tobu-ishi.livejournal.com]

*cackles* I used to read Naruto badfic recreationally, and I have never been able to take Kakashi/Iruka seriously because of that. The English fandom makes them call each other "Dolphin-chan" and "Scarecrow-chan". And I once saw a fic where Kakashi bullied a bizarrely shy and femme-submissive Iruka into strut-modeling high heels for him on a tabletop.

My inner fangirl has not stopped incredulously laughing since. ^_____^

[ryanitenebrae.livejournal.com]

I'd say Fakir, but that'd probably be a short list, so Katara?

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I've written her with Zuko, I've read and enjoyed her with Sokka and Jet, her with Aang is a world of no, her with Toph is interesting but would explode horribly, her and Azula totally won't work, Haru's WAY too nice for her..... That's about the sum of it.

[wicked-seraph.livejournal.com]

Gah, someone already said Kakashi.

How about Sakura? ;D

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I've written..

Sakura/Kakashi (OTP!)
Sakura/Sai
Sakura/Ino

I've read...
Naruto/Sakura
Sasuke/Sakura
Sakura/Deidara
Sakura/Itachi
Sakura/Konan
Sakura/Tenten (frankly, I was a little bored)

I have a hard time with imagining Sakura with any of the girls besides Ino.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I've written Hinata/Neji.

I like Hinata/Naruto on the principal that HInata should get whatever she wants.

I've also read and enjoyed Kiba/Hinata but I think Shino/Hinata is a case of two people who are too alike getting paired up.

[digthenym.livejournal.com]

Tsunade?

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I've written Jiraiya/Tsunade, and read Tsunade/Orochimaru, which I think could be far hotter than the couple fanarts I found of them were.

I could see Tsunade/Shizune and I think Tsunade/Sakura could be epically fucked up but hot.

Tsunade/Dan is kinda dull and I honestly think she was totally projecting Newaki on Dan and that is the only reason she went for him in the first place.

[devimelete.livejournal.com]

Azula?

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I've written Azula/Mai/Ty Lee, read Azula/Zuko (which I don't like, because Zuko would get SO. FUCKING. DESTROYED. but with all the barging into bed rooms and posing sexily I totally understand where people get that idea), read and liked Azula/Haru, Azula/Hahn, and sort-of liked Azula/Katara, except that in that I though Katara was played as far too passive. I've heard a lot of people talking about Sokka/Azula, and while that scene in DoBS was awesome, I don't thing that Sokka closer to his typical baseline would work with Azula at all, and Sokka is so passionate that I can't see him staying angry for long enough to have angry sex with Azula. Does that make sense?

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Never written Temari.

I've read a lot of Shikamaru/Temari and Kankarou/Temari and really like it, what I crave is Temari/Gaara WHICH NO ONE WRITES.

I know I've talked with you about Ino/Temari and while that would be hot... I'm not entirely sure I see the attraction.

[strange_quark]

Itachi. Because why not.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I've written Anko/Itachi and Itachi/Kurenai, think Itachi/whatever that friend he killed is plausible even if I don't ship it, and totally am not cool with the Itachi/Sasuke.

[the-sun-is-up.livejournal.com]

... BLAIR. :D

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Blair/Spirit - I hate them both, let's ship it. ^_^

Blair/Soul - if Soul goes for this, I'm going to kill a scythe.

Blair/Maka - Maka is only playing nice so she can get close enough to smother Blair with her own cleavage.

[nimblnymph.livejournal.com]

Oh, crap... I forgot to throw in a character! Been commenting this whole time without really commenting.

Let's go with... Rukia, for something different.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Haven't written anything at all for Bleach...

Rukia/Ichigo - I like. Their OTP moments are some of the few actually affecting ones in Bleach, and some of the only times I really like Ichigo after chapter 50.

I don't like her and.... what's his name? Dumbass childhood friend? Yeah, him. Fighting the person who's trying to rescue your True Love and not having the balls to do it yourself? Epic fail.

Days later, she goes back to check something and realizes she never actually posted a person. XD

[tobu-ishi.livejournal.com]

Maka Albarn? ^_^

Re: Days later, she goes back to check something and realizes she never actually posted a person. X

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Actually, I've thought a lot about her and pairings because I'm been considering doing 10whores with her.

Maka x Soul: OTP

They're so incredibly integral to the show and so utterly married and work so well together and it's just... *guh*

Stien x Maka: I'm not totally convinced, but it has potential.

Black Star x Maka: the sex would be exuberant, and then she'd kill him.

Tsubaki x Maka: I think they would work well together, and they're both hot.

Death the Kid x Maka: they really connect on an intellectual level that I don't think Maka gets anywhere else.

Chrona x Maka: freaking canon. Or at least, Chrona's one-sided crush.