Why Black*Star > Naruto

[redbrunja]

Okay, on the five things meme (I finally figured out my answers to your questions - I'll be posting them tomorrow), no one asked me about the 5 Times Black Star Surpassed God Naruto (because it's obvious? because no one cares?) However, I realized that I had great (or at least pictorial answers to that question. Since it's my birthday (and I can do what I want do, do what I want to) I'm going to tell you


5.) Black*Star is funnier than Naruto.






4.) Black*Star is better at inspiring people than Naruto.









Naruto: yells from the stands.

Black*Star: pokes his partner with a stick and shouts 'encore.' He's so inspirational that he gave Tsubaki a pep talk from inside her own head.

3.) Black *Star is more romantic than Naruto.





2.) Black*Star has a better best friend than Naruto.

Sasuke - attired in a white pirate shirt, baggy pants, and Orochimaru's signature purple butt-bow


versus....



...this GQ motherfucker.

Plus, you know, Soul Eater never tried to kill Black*Star

Bonus reason: Soul Eater and Black*Star give better yaoi fanservice.



Did Sasuke and Naruto ever run thought a bubbly pink world calling each other's names? I think not.

1.) Black*Star knows his place.


Naruto: Dumb Shonen Hero Protagonist of Naruto.



Black*Star: Dumb Shonen Hero secondary character of Soul Eater, a manga about .....




....this GQ Head Bitch In Charge.

Comments

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Was 547 the latest chapter? And what about that made you decided that Black Star> Naruto?

And thank you.

[teukster.livejournal.com]

Yup.

Well, I do still like Naruto and all, but at least Black Star has some balls. Plus, #2 really does make sense.

Part 1 Naruto was a lot better, but now he just went all emo and crap because of Sasuke... so yeah, Black Star /does/ have a better friend than Naruto. I'd even say Soul > Sasuke, but I would just be biased because I never was a fan of Sasuke, anyway.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

On a deep level, just comparing Sasuke and Soul (like comparing Sasuke and Zuko) makes me cringe.