Why Black*Star > Naruto

[redbrunja]

Okay, on the five things meme (I finally figured out my answers to your questions - I'll be posting them tomorrow), no one asked me about the 5 Times Black Star Surpassed God Naruto (because it's obvious? because no one cares?) However, I realized that I had great (or at least pictorial answers to that question. Since it's my birthday (and I can do what I want do, do what I want to) I'm going to tell you


5.) Black*Star is funnier than Naruto.






4.) Black*Star is better at inspiring people than Naruto.









Naruto: yells from the stands.

Black*Star: pokes his partner with a stick and shouts 'encore.' He's so inspirational that he gave Tsubaki a pep talk from inside her own head.

3.) Black *Star is more romantic than Naruto.





2.) Black*Star has a better best friend than Naruto.

Sasuke - attired in a white pirate shirt, baggy pants, and Orochimaru's signature purple butt-bow


versus....



...this GQ motherfucker.

Plus, you know, Soul Eater never tried to kill Black*Star

Bonus reason: Soul Eater and Black*Star give better yaoi fanservice.



Did Sasuke and Naruto ever run thought a bubbly pink world calling each other's names? I think not.

1.) Black*Star knows his place.


Naruto: Dumb Shonen Hero Protagonist of Naruto.



Black*Star: Dumb Shonen Hero secondary character of Soul Eater, a manga about .....




....this GQ Head Bitch In Charge.

Comments

[amaiko.livejournal.com]

Belated happy birthday! Damnit, I've been so busy lately andI have a lot of comments I want to leave, but I really need to get to bed. :/

re: Black Star and Naruto: if you looked up "truth" in the dictionary, this list would be there.

Also, you forget to add that Black Star is awesome because Patty beat the living shiiiiiit out of him during their training. Repeatedly. Whereas, in Naruto, as we all know, women are not allowed to fight men, not really allowed to fight, period, despite the fact that it's their job and are better suited to hovering around in the background, instead of kicking ass like they rightfully should be.

*latest chapter of naruto: karin gives reasonable and sensible advice*

Sasuke: Just shut up and fade back into the background like you're supposed to, wench, while I hold manly discussions with my manly men.

Amaiko:......just goddamn die already, Sasuke.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Also, you forget to add that Black Star is awesome because Patty beat the living shiiiiiit out of him during their training. Repeatedly. Whereas, in Naruto, as we all know, women are not allowed to fight men, not really allowed to fight, period, despite the fact that it's their job and are better suited to hovering around in the background, instead of kicking ass like they rightfully should be.

Word.

Sasuke: Just shut up and fade back into the background like you're supposed to, wench, while I hold manly discussions with my manly men.

Amaiko:......just goddamn die already, Sasuke.

I was actually too busy giggling at Karin and Suigetsu bickering like school kids to notice this. Which shows how desensitized I am to sexism in Naruto.