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[redbrunja]

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Comments

[tsukara.livejournal.com]

...I think my favorite bit is the part where they tell you you can toss it in the fridge for a few hours (what an awkward thing to sit next to the crisper--the cucumbers will be jealous of the sparkle). Because who wouldn't want sparkly, cold pillars of plastic near their netherbits, hm?

[teh-amazing-one.livejournal.com]

Tom Lehrer icon? WIN.

[smillaraaq.livejournal.com]

You can never have too much Tom Lehrer. ;)

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Clearly no one who's ever read Twilight would EVER have a taste for WARM flesh.