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[redbrunja]

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Comments

[manonlechat.livejournal.com]

OMG, I got linked to that a few weeks ago. XD The video may be the most disturbing thing I've ever seen, and I've had the internet for over fifteen years.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

That's disturbingly impressive.

[zuki-san.livejournal.com]

Heh. I saw that a while ago. I saw it on another website, where the ad copy worked in the titles of every single one of the damn books in, in a ham-fisted way.

They already had a dildo named 'The Vamp,' and then they updated it to sparkle by popular request. Who'd have thought it, eh?

Why you'd want the 'authenticity' of a freezing cold piece of wet silicone 'twixt your nethers is beyond me, though.

The second reviewer sounds like satire, if you ask me...

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

They already had a dildo named 'The Vamp,' and then they updated it to sparkle by popular request. Who'd have thought it, eh?

Honestly, nothing from the twilight fans would surprise me at this point.

And all the reviews sound very tongue in cheek to me, honestly.

[wicked-seraph.livejournal.com]

OMG, I remember seeing this linked on weepingcock, and it never ceases to be funny. Imagine trying to explain THAT to a partner a couple months down the road.

That video's a tad bizarre, though - the background music is highly unsexy for someone trying to promote a dildo.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

That is a conversation I would love to overhear.

[strange_quark]

This is either the best or the most frightening thing I've seen in a really, really long time.

I'm leaning toward the former.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

It's certainly the most lol-tastic.

[qualapec.livejournal.com]

Great.

Now, deli-meats are ruined forever.

Sorry.

That was the wurst joke ever.

[zuki-san.livejournal.com]

PUNS.

Thank you.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Did you read the comments? They're beyond hilarious.

[the-sun-is-up.livejournal.com]

YES AND THEY EVEN SUGGEST YOU PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE SO AS TO GET THE ~*~*~*~*~FULL EFFECT!!!~*~*~*~*~

Oh Sparklepeen. YOU WILL NEVER NOT BE COMPLETELY HILARIOUS.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! THERE IS NO WAY IN WHICH IT IS NOT FUNNY.

[tsukara.livejournal.com]

...I think my favorite bit is the part where they tell you you can toss it in the fridge for a few hours (what an awkward thing to sit next to the crisper--the cucumbers will be jealous of the sparkle). Because who wouldn't want sparkly, cold pillars of plastic near their netherbits, hm?

[teh-amazing-one.livejournal.com]

Tom Lehrer icon? WIN.

[smillaraaq.livejournal.com]

You can never have too much Tom Lehrer. ;)

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Clearly no one who's ever read Twilight would EVER have a taste for WARM flesh.

[cynchick.livejournal.com]

omfg I dont even...

the troll comments are lulz though.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

The comments might be the best part.

[selenakyle.livejournal.com]

This is how it will start; this is how girls will now be getting sparkle-infected.

*headdesk*

(This is hilarous!)

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Sparkle: the STD of the new millenium.

[castalyne.livejournal.com]

Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.

Now Bella will never be alone again!

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Oh damn! That is so... hilarious and depressingly spot-on.

[castalyne.livejournal.com]

It makes me want to vomit sparkles and happiness and love!