Thursday, November 12th, 2009 08:34 am
Title: Familial Bonds
Author: redbrunja
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Sakura/Sai
Rating: PG
Author's Note: written for the cinco de mayo meme, for [personal profile] iki_teru , Mother's Day.
Summary: Sai forges bonds with his teammate's parents. Sakura is not amused.

On the Mother's Day of Sakura's seventeenth year, Sakura realized that her mother would have preferred to have a son.

Specifically, Haruno Saki would have preferred to have birthed Sai.

"I still can't believe that you're Sakura's mother - you look so young," Sai said with patent insincerity.

Saki blushed, pushed a bit of raspberry colored hair behind her ear, and gave him another one of the peach cookies with white icing that Sakura had stayed up until 3:00 am after a double shift to make.

"You're such a sweet boy," she said, discreetly slapping Sakura's hand away when she reached for a cookie for herself.

Sai's smile fractured for a minute at this. He gave Sakura a look out of the corner of his eye.

"Aren't you going to react violently Ha-Haruno?" he asked.

Saki frowned. "Oh, Sakura. Are you still stomping around and slamming doors and complaining about that nice Yamanaka girl. You should really try to be nicer to her." She sighed. "I thought you outgrew those temper tantrums you used to have."

Sakura smiled tightly. "Of course," she said through her teeth at the same moment Sai said, "Not noticably."

Sakura glared.

"I mean, 'yes, she has,'" Sai quickly correctly.

Which was surprising. Usually Sai just let his insults lie until she blooded his mouth up a bit.

Saki gave Sakura an I-expected-better-of-you look that reminded Sakura why she'd moved out as soon as she'd made chuunin and could afford an apartment.

"Let me make you some tea, Sai," she said, switching focus. "Do you like jasmine?"

"I do," said Sai, smiling so hard his eyes were crescents.

"Actually, I hate-" Sakura said to her mother's back, watching her patterned yukata as her mother bussled into the kitchen.

She bit her lip, waited until she could hear the clink of the kettle being set on the stove and then grabbed Sai's lapel and yanked him close.

"What the fuck is going on?"

Sai looked confused for a split second and then raised his voice.

"It's Mother's Day, Sakura, I thought you knew," he said, in a voice that undoutable carried to the very fartherest corners of her family's house. "Since I have no mother of my own, I thought it only right to express my gratitude to the beatiful women who raised you, my lovely teammate."

Haruno Sakura realized that there were exactly three possibilities for what was going on:

1.) Sai had suffered a mental breakdown.

2.) Sai had been infected with kijuuki flu, which caused fever, hallucinations, and psychotic symptoms.

3.) Sai had discovered a new way of making her life frustrating and miserable and had decided to exploit his invention to the fullest.

Sakura decided that the appropriate course of action for all of the above was punching her 'lovely teammate' through three walls.

She cocked back her fist right as her mother returned with the tea-tray, tears glinting in the corners of her eyes.

"You're such a sweet boy," Saki murmered.

"You're too kinda, Haruno-san," Sai responded in the exact same saccarhine tone.

"You must stay for dinner," she continued as Sakura's eyes widened in horror, "a poor motherless child like yourself, alone on the day devoted to maternity? It just wouldn't do."

"Unfortunately," Sakura cut in desperately.

"I would love to," Sai said, smiling so widely she expected his head to split in half.

~~~

Sai spent fifteen minutes of reassuring Saki that he would walk Sakura right to her door, right to her very doorstep, and protect Sakura from any and everything including rogue nins, tsunamis, and hangnails, before Saki let the door closed.

By this point, Sakura had bitten her cheek bloody and did not even try to mention that she was a fucking Konoha jounin, in Konoha, and that she had proven she could protect herself back when she, you know, helped kill Sasori of the Red Sands or, you know, kidnapped Kisame so Ino could pick his big, fat, fishy head apart.

But no.

According to her mother, she was still the stupid little gennin who needed to be reminded to leave the house on time.

And Sai, the bastard, just lapped it all up.

At the end of the block, Sai turned to her and said, "I think that went well."

Sakura flicked him with her finger without breaking stride.

The lamp-post across the street snapped when Sai's body hit it.

Two blocks later Sai caught up with her, limping and coughing blood.

Sakura turned to him and started yelling. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" she started off, continuing with, "HOW DARE YOU TRY MAKE MY MOTHER LIKE YOU BETTER THAN ME!"

Sai looked at his, blood smeared across his pale lips, dark eyes luminious in the dust.

"It's Mother's Day," he said slowly, "I thought it would be an aspicious day to... I thought... I was trying to make a good impression on your family."

Sakura snorted. "Trust me, you did," she said reaching out and stroking Sai's ribs with hands gloved in chakra. "Over dessert I thought my dad was going to offer you my dowery."

Sai sucked in a breath.

"Did that hurt?" she asked. At his negatory head shake, she continued setting and healing his ribs.

"You made a great impression, Sai," she said slowly. "You're doing so much better with social interactions. I just don't get why you thought you had to make a good impression on your teammate's family, you know?"

"Well, Sakura," Sai said in a by-route way that made her sure he was about to recite something.

"Well, I'm sure it made sense to you at the time," Sakura interupted, standing up straight and brushing her hands off. She so wasn't up for untangling Sai's latest snarl of social expectations and relationships. "I'll see you tomorrow, okay?"

She waved at him as she trotted up the stairs to her apartment. When she peeked out her window after undressing for bed, she saw him still standing in the street, paging through a thick book under the streetlight and then looking up at her apartment and back again.
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Thursday, November 12th, 2009 05:06 pm (UTC)
Poor Sai. While I find it funny, it makes me sad for Sai. And a little angry at Sakura for being so jealous.
Monday, November 16th, 2009 10:23 am (UTC)
Yeah, Sakura's not taking the high road. But I do think she's picking up the fact that Sai has ulterior motives.
Edited 2009-11-16 10:24 am (UTC)
Thursday, November 12th, 2009 05:24 pm (UTC)
I'm sure sai was trying to do something and sakura just didn't notice. Poor Sai.
Monday, November 16th, 2009 10:19 am (UTC)
I'm sure he'll get a chance evntually :)
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Monday, November 16th, 2009 10:17 am (UTC)
I know! She doesn't get any of the delicious cookies she lost sleep over!
Thursday, November 12th, 2009 06:32 pm (UTC)
D'aww, poor Sai. ♥
Monday, November 16th, 2009 10:15 am (UTC)
*sad face*
Thursday, November 12th, 2009 07:48 pm (UTC)
♥ Oh, that was epic. Nothing ever goes according to plan for Sai does it? but it was so adorable and squee worthy totally worth waiting seven months =)
Monday, November 16th, 2009 10:14 am (UTC)
I'm glad you think so!
Thursday, November 12th, 2009 09:40 pm (UTC)
Aww, poor, poor Sai. Sakura is so oblivious. Just the way I like it.

One bit I really liked: "Over dessert I thought my dad was going to offer you my dowery." Sai sucked in a breath. It just shows so well what he's really trying to do. :) (And, you know, I liked all those other bits too.)

Also: The lamp-post across the street snapped when Sai's body hit it. Either that boy is head-over-heels in love with her (haha I just realized what an apt description that is of their relationship) or a total masochist. Or both, idk.

But yeah, loved it. Well, except that it made me sad that Sakura didn't have a good relationship with her mom really, but it's so cute how Sai's worming his way into Sakura's family and she doesn't even get it and it's sweet and just a little angsty and I want to know what's going on in Sai's head right then, so it's okay. ^_^
Monday, November 16th, 2009 12:26 am (UTC)
One bit I really liked: "Over dessert I thought my dad was going to offer you my dowery." Sai sucked in a breath. It just shows so well what he's really trying to do. :

I'm so glad people caught that. ^_^

Or both, idk.

It's totally both.

Well, except that it made me sad that Sakura didn't have a good relationship with her mom really,

I imagine Sakura with a rather mundanely unsatisfying home life, honestly.
Monday, November 16th, 2009 02:00 am (UTC)
I'm so glad people caught that. ^_^

Oh, I totally love how subtle you are, because this is from oblivious!Sakura's POV who, atm, could not even imagine the phrases "Sai," "is totally hardcore crushing on," and "Sakura" being used in the same sentence. Which actually has me now brainstorming a fic with this kind of oblivious interaction. I've never done SaiSaku before. Anyway, you still get it across really well, and I like having to look for the clues that I know are there, even if Sakura can't see them yet. :)

I would love to get inside Sai's head for this, though. It must be so confused right now. "But Kakashi-sempai, I am doing everything that book tells me is the correct procedure for courting hostile females. Why is Hag not responding properly?" lol

Also, just noticed: "Aren't you going to react violently Ha-Haruno?" he asked. He is not stuttering, Sai's just saving himself from insulting her blatantly in front of her mother. He really is trying hard. lol (Though I don't really get why he thought she would react violently.)
Monday, November 16th, 2009 06:16 am (UTC)
Which actually has me now brainstorming a fic with this kind of oblivious interaction. I've never done SaiSaku before.

*rubs hands*

I would love to get inside Sai's head for this, though. It must be so confused right now. "But Kakashi-sempai, I am doing everything that book tells me is the correct procedure for courting hostile females. Why is Hag not responding properly?" lol

Pretty much.

Also, just noticed: "Aren't you going to react violently Ha-Haruno?" he asked. He is not stuttering, Sai's just saving himself from insulting her blatantly in front of her mother. He really is trying hard. lol (Though I don't really get why he thought she would react violently.)

Yes, because Sakura is usually so docile. ^_^
Thursday, November 12th, 2009 09:54 pm (UTC)
Gah. Bless Sakura and Sai both, they are both stuck in a rut, aren't they?
Sunday, November 15th, 2009 10:40 am (UTC)
They are.
Thursday, November 12th, 2009 11:13 pm (UTC)
Sakura's parents are the greatest gift to fanfic because
a) they are not dead (or at least, we don't know that they are dead)
b) we know nothing about them - the sky's the limit.

This was a really cute little story, it made me smile.
Sunday, November 15th, 2009 10:38 am (UTC)
True, although honestly I would have liked more details about Sakura's family situation.

Thanks for the review!
Friday, November 13th, 2009 05:31 am (UTC)
Ohhh I loved this. So sweet and sad.

I really feel for both of them. Sakura because of her relationship with her mom, and Sai because Sakura is somehow even more clueless than him sometimes.

Also I'm pretty sure you can do no wrong with Sai/Sakura fic. You write them so perfectly.
Sunday, November 15th, 2009 09:41 am (UTC)
Well thank you! Sai has gradually gotten easier to write over time.

I honestly can't imagine Sakura having a great home life. I imagine all of team 7 were screwed up in different ways with that one.
Friday, November 13th, 2009 12:56 pm (UTC)
"Trust me, you did," she said reaching out and stroking Sai's ribs with hands gloved in chakra. "Over dessert I thought my dad was going to offer you my dowery."

Sai sucked in a breath.


*grins* Loved it.
Sunday, November 15th, 2009 02:21 am (UTC)
Thank you!

(So glad people seemed to catch what was going on there.)
Sunday, December 6th, 2009 03:54 am (UTC)
When she peeked out her window after undressing for bed, she saw him still standing in the street, paging through a thick book under the streetlight and then looking up at her apartment and back again.

Strangely desperate, a bit pitiful and lost too. That's adorable. I've always admired your attention to those little things, and what's more, your ability to actually convey them in a poignant/sadistic/meaningful way. :3 Sucks that you don't write much Naruto anymore.
Monday, December 7th, 2009 09:17 am (UTC)
Well, thank you! And yes, it does sort of suck... although there are a lot of really fun real life reasons why I'm around lj less these days... so it's hard to regret it.
Saturday, April 28th, 2012 06:42 pm (UTC)
I loved this! Even if Sakura didn't. I think there should be more stories about Sai trying to court, he's an endless resource of hilarity... You bring out his best features :)
Monday, April 30th, 2012 05:10 am (UTC)
Thank you! I find Sai delightful to write for.