This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

[redbrunja]

Dear Glee Fandom,

Will/Emma is an awesome pairing.

What Will/Emma is not is all about Will healing Emma of her Mysobia.

WITH HIS MAGIC COCK.

HIS MAGICAL MYSOBIA-HEALING COCK.

Frankly, one of the things that attracted me to that pairing in the first place was that Will was one of the few people who DIDN'T treat Emma like she was deficient. He is either matter-of-fact about her neuroses or flirty/teasing. None of which equals 'fixing poor damaged Emma'.

Also, it is not beyond the realm of possibility that Emma has had other lovers before Will. There are these things called showers that people stand in and get clean, and also double as places for sexy fun times. The fact that she didn't want Tanaka to touch her probably has more to do with the fact that a.) she did not want to marry him b.) she was in love with someone else and c.) he's not the most cleanly individual by standard standards.

Annoyed,
me

p.s. Despite the rant, Glee fandom, you're doing okay with the Rachel/Puck. Keep up the good work with that one.

Comments

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

*digs* Where have you been looking? There seem to be a decent number out there.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

I feel so stupid, but...what, exactly, is mysobia?

[nenena.livejournal.com]

Ah, the good old "germaphobes can't have normal sex lives (or if they do it means they're cured)!" trope. Arrrrrrrrrrrgh.

Not to TMI, but as someone with severe OCD that often manifests as mysophobia: FUCK THAT. Yes, I have normal sexual relationships. (I don't even have to have sex in the shower! I can do it on a bed, like a normal person! Sure I have to wash each and every sheet/blanket/pillowcase that we touched the morning after, and sure this means that I refuse to engage in sexual contact while touching any surface that cannot be easily washed and disinfected - so no couch sex, sorry - but, uh, other than that? Totally normal!) And no, just because I have sex, doesn't mean that I'm cured.

I ever find some dude with a magical cock that heals mental illness, I'll let y'all know.

Oh God I didn't mean to TMI here but I totally just did.