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Write me a drabble, any length, and I'll write you one back with the same pairing.*
*Naruto excluded. Yes, yes, I'm mean. In my defense, Naruto is used to being rejected by the cool kids. ^_^
*Naruto excluded. Yes, yes, I'm mean. In my defense, Naruto is used to being rejected by the cool kids. ^_^
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CANON IS IRREFUTABLE DEFENSE!
Assuming you've seen the movie and liked it....
"He's dead."
"Think so?"
"Well, he hasn't moved since Frabjous Day. And that was very many days ago."
Mallymkun's tiny black eyes blinked as she peered up under the tatter brim of their companion's hat. A puff of breath sent her whiskers blowing. "He's alive!"
The March Hare's tea sprayed from his furry mouth and the force of him sitting upright sent his teacup flying -- or, more accurately, his arm sent it flying. "Alive? Alive?! He's alive?!"
But no sooner had he started tittering with glee than a despairing moan issued between his broad teeth. "Not dead ... not dead. He should be."
Mallymkun nodded solemnly as she wandered back down the decimated tea table. "If his heart weren't broken, I'd cut it out for him."
*rubs neck* Er... yeah. Random is random.
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It's like how you can't be sued for slander if it's true.
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In Hong Kong, Alice met a gap-toothed monk.
His skull gleamed and his eyes were bright and his teeth straight and it took two weeks of miming for her to be sure that his name was Chin. Even once she could communicate with the wives in the market and the merchants Chin still made her mind spin around in dizzy circles.
He reminded her of home, for some reason she couldn't understand.
The night before her ship left China, she kissed him until her knees could barely hold her up and his hands grasped at her skirts like drowning sailors.