#inappropriately close siblings

[redbrunja]

I think Max is going to January's Hansel and Gretel with the same attitude as I am.

Also, on a completely unrelated note, I think fanfic has ruined me for romance novel sex. I got to the big consummation scene in an otherwise decent romance and was like, 'that was it? that was it? sweet tits, could you possibly vague that up any more?'

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[intrikate88.livejournal.com]

I just have a thing for unhealthily codependent couples, y'know? And so damaged siblings kinda just... slip in there. I've kinda come to peace with my incest shipping now. But I totally laughed my ass off on Monday watching 2 Broke Girls when Max said that, I'm glad she's on the same page as the rest of us.

I think fanfic has ruined me for romance novel sex.

Haha, last night I was going through a Cosmo magazine looking for pictures to tear out for a Natasha collage I want to make, and there was an excerpt from a romance/erotica novel, and oh my god it was terrible. I mean, it wasn't even fade-to-black, it was detailed, but so boring and general that if I was reading that on my computer screen at work, I wouldn't even turn around to see if anybody else could see what I was reading. And then their sex tips section was all lolworthy tips on blowjobs that is like.... yes, I think that is basically how oral sex works, that is not something new and novel, it is something I have read described a billion times better in Steve/Tony fics.

Goodness, these prudes writing supposedly titillating scenes.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I just have a thing for unhealthily codependent couples, y'know? And so damaged siblings kinda just... slip in there.

What's a girl to do? (Ship it like hell, that's what.)

Goodness, these prudes writing supposedly titillating scenes.

Maybe the bar is just really high for us?