I laughed out loud at this TFLN:

And it reminded me of a conversation that I had with
qualapec where I was commenting that I've read several fanfics where Clint isn't allowed to kill Loki for ~reasons~ and it makes me feel so sad for him! Because it's totally unjust! Clint totally deserves to destroy the asshole who mind-raped him. I'm tempted to write a fanfic where Clint kills Loki. Natasha will hand him arrows, drive the getaway vehicle, have celebratory sex with him after.

And it reminded me of a conversation that I had with
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHY BUT I CAN'T STOP BLUSHING AT THAT LAST BIT AND CACKLING IN A "DID SHE REALLY JUST WRITE THAT!?" WAY.
Clint completely deserves 100% deserves that opportunity. Loki can't be a karma houdini in every incarnation, pay the reaper and so on.
It's odd, though, between the two of them, I've only ever envisioned Natasha killing Loki. I have no idea why.
EDIT: All of which is my extremely roundabout way of saying WRITE IT!
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Oh, come, on, you know me. How could you ever doubt that I would really write that.
It's odd, though, between the two of them, I've only ever envisioned Natasha killing Loki. I have no idea why.
Same here! I guess it just goes to show how badass Natasha is.
EDIT: All of which is my extremely roundabout way of saying WRITE IT!
I think I'm going to have to - first, though, I have a fic I want to write regarding Clint and his brother, which, if you don't mind, I'm going to send you an email about.
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I know that (rationally)! That combination of words and phrases just got me thinking things that were so not school appropriate and it snowballed!
Same here! I guess it just goes to show how badass Natasha is.
I fully believe Natasha has a plan to take down each and every character in that movie.
I think I'm going to have to - first, though, I have a fic I want to write regarding Clint and his brother, which, if you don't mind, I'm going to send you an email about.
Absolutely! Any time. :)
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Damn, I wish i was psychic right now!
Same here! I guess it just goes to show how badass Natasha is.
I fully believe Natasha has a plan to take down each and every character in that movie.
Without a doubt.
Absolutely! Any time. :)
Check your inbox.
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*COUGH* I'll email it.
Check your inbox.
I am on it. Going to take a day or so to think about it, but I am so on it.
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*COUGH* I'll email it.
*Thumbs up.*
I am on it. Going to take a day or so to think about it, but I am so on it.
Yeah, my questions are the kind that need time for answers to percolate.
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I mean, I really understand why people keep writing redemption arcs for him.. but damn, I really want to read about Loki getting put down like a rabid dog, too.
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Strangely I'm picturing this in Hawkeye-comic style. Natasha's driving, Clint has more than half his body out the window shooting, Kate is gleeful in the backseat, and Loki is just running down the street.
So you should either write it, or write it and kidnap David Aja to illustrate it. I see no other options.
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