swim through the fires to stay in this world

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Also, this rule!63 Damian/Stephanie fanart came across my dash:


and oh my god YES.

Give me haughty, violent, half-arab assassin princess x cheerful, indefatigable college guy!

I did not know how desperately I needed this until now.

It’s like five billion of my favorite tropes! Violent girl x emotionally open guy! Older guy/younger girl! Defrosting the ice queen! *makes grabby hands at the universe*

This TFLN/Avengers mash-up is one of the best I’ve ever seen:


Same, Natasha. Same.

I am going to be helping my mom organize photos in the near future and she literally told me, “the hardest part of doing this for you is being unable to deny what a sweet kid you were.”

So I was trolling through the 'Kate Argent' tag on tumblr and while I did net myself some lovely graphics, I also came across the 'Kate's oh my god so much worse than Peter' and 'it's not sexism that I think Peter is awesome and Kate sux' and 'Derek Hale I want to heal your pain with my vagina' sections which is like, lol, sweeties, no.

Both Peter and Kate are psychotic, manipulative, murder innocents, have sexually inappropriate relationships with underage teenagers, and are snarky.

It doesn't matter how much you compare Peter to Kate, they're both going to be crazy murderers at the end of the day.

(Kate, however, is invested in teaching her niece how to protect herself (and also hunt) the big bad things in the dark, while Peter killed his niece to be more powerful.

I am just saying.)

Finally:

Check out this amazing Clint/Kate fanart, and read this fanfic, both of which are based on this hilarious text-from-last-night:

(617):
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.

(1-617):
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight

I laughed out loud at this TFLN:



And it reminded me of a conversation that I had with qualapec where I was commenting that I've read several fanfics where Clint isn't allowed to kill Loki for ~reasons~ and it makes me feel so sad for him! Because it's totally unjust! Clint totally deserves to destroy the asshole who mind-raped him. I'm tempted to write a fanfic where Clint kills Loki. Natasha will hand him arrows, drive the getaway vehicle, have celebratory sex with him after.

TEXTS FROM THE AVENGERS.

Okay, this one right here:



literally made me laugh out loud and clap my hands together with delight.

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Reason 1,769 I Love The Avengers Fandom:

Avengers + Texts From Last Night. I am especially delighted that Natasha got one of my all-time favorite texts.

Reason 1,770 I Love The Avengers Fandom:

All the actors are experienced enough that epic AU gif-sets can be made. My favs: Clint/Natasha domestic AU, steampunk AU, Clint/Natasha Mr. & Mrs. Smith AU, Before I Worked With SHIELD, Victorian AU.

(And this isn't officially an AU but seriously - look at that bottom right AU and tell me Clint and Natasha didn't go undercover in a circus and that Natasha wasn't part of Clint's knife-throwing act. Someone write that, please.)

Literally, the one complaint I have about the Avengers fandom is that I feel like we keep breaking AO3 and I am thus deprived of Avengers fanfic.