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In case anyone who knows me was actually wondering....
One True Pairing: Katara/Zuko. That was was a total gimme. *points to icons if you want proof*
One True Threesome: Ty Lee x Mai x Azula. Lesbian orgy for the win! Or, alternatively, a threesome with past!Katara, Avatar Roku and Fire Lord.. Whatever his name was.
One True Crack!Threesome: Iroh x Azula's crone handmaidens
One True Foursome: I don't really ship foursomes. I usually feel that the relationships of the characters involved are better in couple formation as opposed to square formation. And with most of the foursomes that could be make with Toph, Sokka, Katara, and Aang... there is just so much wrong with that thought that I can't quite list it all.
Canon fave: Suki/Sokka. Speaking of which (I know what happened to Suki, and I'm going to be really disappointed if Mike & Bryan don't go the route I'm thinking of) on rewatch, it is really bothersome that it takes Sokka 10 freaking episodes to wonder what happened to Suki and how Azula got Kyoshi uniforms
Not quite canon but should be: Jet/Katara. I am quite, quite sure that they did some heavy making out up in those trees, mainly because I find it unfair that Zuko and Sokka get beaucoup on screen kisses, but Katara didn't.
If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork: Mai/Zuko. I know it used to be canon, but I haven't disliked a pairing this much since Veronica/Duncan (and I hate it for exactly the same reasons.) Since I have Maiko fans on my flist, I'll simply say that, barring Azula, Mai would make the worst queen out of any female on this show.
You are one sick bastard: Zuko/Haru. There was some bruhaha going on over at avatar episodes about some clearly maniped photo of them from somewhere in Africa, and I mean, if your going to do a manip and then try to fool people, WHY on earth would you do that pairing?
I'm one sick bastard: Iroh/that nice female guard ... is what I would say if I had any shame. True answer? Iroh/Katara from Tempest in a Teacup-verse.
I dabble a little: Sokka/Toph.
It's like a car crash: Mai/Zuko and Katara/Aang (and no, this isn't crazy Zutara shipping getting away with me - I can see both Zuko and Katara happily with people besides each other. However, Maiko is going to fuck up the Fire Nation a few years down the line, and Kataang is going to force Katara to baby Aang for the rest of her life.)
Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet: Toph/Zuko. I like these two best as the siblings they never/wished they had, and I think I could be convinced of a romantic relationship. I don't think it would last though - Toph would not enjoy being queen.
Makes no canon sense but why the hell not: Suki/Toph. Toph did kiss her. (Thinking she was Sokka, but still.) And what do you bet the Kyoshi warriors have some elements of a sorority?
Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it: Mai/Zuko.
Guilty Pleasure: I can really enjoy a good Toph/Sokka, even if I don't see it on the show and get annoyed when people kill of Suki or (this happened once, and I'm still furious about it) act like Sokka falling for Suki was some casual thing.
Older/Younger fave: The generations are so split that it's hard to ship across them... I have to admit, someone doing a Toph/Iroh would be very interesting. Once, you know, she's not twelve.
My first: Zuko/Katara (I was shipping this... actually the first scene of the show I saw was the green crystal cave seen, so about 2 seconds in I was shipping them. And then I got pimped into the show based on the enemy-ship that's het and actually has fic being written factor of it.
When all is said and done: Katara/Zuko! (To prove how awesome this pairing in: randomly, in discussions my mother will sigh and go, 'Zuko and Katara... they're so perfect for each other. That relationship is just so interesting. Yes, I DO have the best mother in the world, even if she thinks Mai has a soul, and thus, I cannot even talk about Mai with her.)
One True Threesome: Ty Lee x Mai x Azula. Lesbian orgy for the win! Or, alternatively, a threesome with past!Katara, Avatar Roku and Fire Lord.. Whatever his name was.
One True Crack!Threesome: Iroh x Azula's crone handmaidens
One True Foursome: I don't really ship foursomes. I usually feel that the relationships of the characters involved are better in couple formation as opposed to square formation. And with most of the foursomes that could be make with Toph, Sokka, Katara, and Aang... there is just so much wrong with that thought that I can't quite list it all.
Canon fave: Suki/Sokka. Speaking of which (I know what happened to Suki, and I'm going to be really disappointed if Mike & Bryan don't go the route I'm thinking of) on rewatch, it is really bothersome that it takes Sokka 10 freaking episodes to wonder what happened to Suki and how Azula got Kyoshi uniforms
Not quite canon but should be: Jet/Katara. I am quite, quite sure that they did some heavy making out up in those trees, mainly because I find it unfair that Zuko and Sokka get beaucoup on screen kisses, but Katara didn't.
If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork: Mai/Zuko. I know it used to be canon, but I haven't disliked a pairing this much since Veronica/Duncan (and I hate it for exactly the same reasons.) Since I have Maiko fans on my flist, I'll simply say that, barring Azula, Mai would make the worst queen out of any female on this show.
You are one sick bastard: Zuko/Haru. There was some bruhaha going on over at avatar episodes about some clearly maniped photo of them from somewhere in Africa, and I mean, if your going to do a manip and then try to fool people, WHY on earth would you do that pairing?
I'm one sick bastard: Iroh/that nice female guard ... is what I would say if I had any shame. True answer? Iroh/Katara from Tempest in a Teacup-verse.
I dabble a little: Sokka/Toph.
It's like a car crash: Mai/Zuko and Katara/Aang (and no, this isn't crazy Zutara shipping getting away with me - I can see both Zuko and Katara happily with people besides each other. However, Maiko is going to fuck up the Fire Nation a few years down the line, and Kataang is going to force Katara to baby Aang for the rest of her life.)
Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet: Toph/Zuko. I like these two best as the siblings they never/wished they had, and I think I could be convinced of a romantic relationship. I don't think it would last though - Toph would not enjoy being queen.
Makes no canon sense but why the hell not: Suki/Toph. Toph did kiss her. (Thinking she was Sokka, but still.) And what do you bet the Kyoshi warriors have some elements of a sorority?
Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it: Mai/Zuko.
Guilty Pleasure: I can really enjoy a good Toph/Sokka, even if I don't see it on the show and get annoyed when people kill of Suki or (this happened once, and I'm still furious about it) act like Sokka falling for Suki was some casual thing.
Older/Younger fave: The generations are so split that it's hard to ship across them... I have to admit, someone doing a Toph/Iroh would be very interesting. Once, you know, she's not twelve.
My first: Zuko/Katara (I was shipping this... actually the first scene of the show I saw was the green crystal cave seen, so about 2 seconds in I was shipping them. And then I got pimped into the show based on the enemy-ship that's het and actually has fic being written factor of it.
When all is said and done: Katara/Zuko! (To prove how awesome this pairing in: randomly, in discussions my mother will sigh and go, 'Zuko and Katara... they're so perfect for each other. That relationship is just so interesting. Yes, I DO have the best mother in the world, even if she thinks Mai has a soul, and thus, I cannot even talk about Mai with her.)
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"In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!"
*buffs nails, smirks, and molests Dai Li man-harem*
(Hrm. This would work better if I had room for one of my Azula icons again.)
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One day, I shall make me an "Osai's Angels" icon and it will be the envy of my circle of Avatar fans. I just find it so hard to get motivated to make myself make icons-even just for me-for the amazingly popular stuff because...well...everyone is making them(I do better later on, though, when people stop making them.) The two I have I made because...well...most wouldn't make them(well, there are more than two...I needed choices for "Emo Zuko.")
ETA: LOTR. I would say "kill me now" but I will use 3:20 AM, 14 episodes of Slayers and attempting to repress the snark while making Gladiator icons as my excuse.