Okay, Time To Tumblr Savior Guardians Of The Galaxy

[redbrunja]

Seriously, if that movie wasn't being made by marvel, there would be no fucking way I'd want to see it.

The trailer did nothing for me, I think Zoe Saladana looks fugly in half the scenes I've seen her in so far, as does Nebula, if I never saw Chris Pratt's face again, that would be amazing.

And this has nothing to do with the fact that this movie is getting made before Black Widow, or Captain Marvel and Agent Jessica Drew, or a hundred other things I'd rather seen.

It's that there is no fucking way I'm going to get pumped about wacky space-hijinks of a fucking white dude with a doofus face in space.

Yep, I realize I'm the ONLY PERSON ON MY FLIST AND DASHBOARD WHO ISN'T CREAMING HER PANTIES OVER THIS MOVIE.

Comments

[lembeau.livejournal.com]

Nope, you're not alone. I'm just not feeling it. I really don't want to see another white dude be an ass while saving the world cuz that's apparently the only way he can be a hero. People keep posting gifs of him half naked and I, no. He just reminds me waaay too much of entitled douchnozzles I've unfortunately have met.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I am so sick of white dude heroes who are actually assholes.