Food Hates Me

[redbrunja]

I am hungry, and everything tastes horrible.

The apples we just bought are mushy and mine had a huge bad spot, the noodles are unappealing, the potato and artichoke salad was disgusting, the bagels are moldy, and I'm so fucking sick of eggs.

Also, I'm not eating sugar or diary, so just about everything I WOULD be eating right now, were I to go, 'fuck it, it's 9 pm on a Friday, I want [blank]' is off-limits.

Bitch, bitch, bitch.

Comments

[renegadekitsune.livejournal.com]

Welcome to my life.

(Normally I hate eggs, but Thursday afternoon I made a fantastic omlette. Now I want another one.)

I hate moments like that. Go buy some Onion Rings.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Omlettes are good. I've never figured out how to do the whole, everything is perfectly inside and the egg is fully cooked thing though.

[cerwis.livejournal.com]

I have a large griddle, so I wait for everything to bubble, i fold it, and then I leave it to cook and flip it every few minutes or so.

[cerwis.livejournal.com]

By the way, it's Danni. On my RP account.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I was wondering.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

Bleh. Microwave popcorn?

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

The only kind I have is kettle corn, which has sugar in it, and if I make the regular stuff... there's no real point if you can't have butter on it.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

Peanuts or mixed nuts? Potato chips?

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Nuts I can have. Plain fritos, although they kind of go against the spirit of the whole 'cleanse' thing.