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My feet were wet and cold for five hours yesterday. : - ( And do you know how hard it is to try and convince yourself to ice your foot when you’ve been cold all day long?
And do you know the downside of having three days of paradise, aka, the weekend where you don’t have to do schoolwork? Your brain gets spoiled (what is this wonderous thing known as free time? how did I not know it sooner?) and when you get back to college you have no desire to work, and your brain gets annoyed if you try to do schoolwork fifteen hours a day.
Meme, stolen from hireadd
1 Kara "Starbuck" Thrace (BSG)
2 Inara Serra (Firefly)
3 Jaye (Wonderfalls)
4 Mal (Firefly)
5 Laura Roslin (BSG)
6 Roy Mustang (FMA)
7 Yaone (Sayuki)
8 Max (Dark Angel
9 L (Death Note)
10 Glasses Guy aka Shadow King aka 'Mommy' (Ouran)
11 Hakkai
12 Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
I had to rewrite this after netscape was a bastard. I don't have that kind of extra time, people! Livejournal was also priggish, so that's why there's two cuttags.
And do you know the downside of having three days of paradise, aka, the weekend where you don’t have to do schoolwork? Your brain gets spoiled (what is this wonderous thing known as free time? how did I not know it sooner?) and when you get back to college you have no desire to work, and your brain gets annoyed if you try to do schoolwork fifteen hours a day.
Meme, stolen from hireadd
1 Kara "Starbuck" Thrace (BSG)
2 Inara Serra (Firefly)
3 Jaye (Wonderfalls)
4 Mal (Firefly)
5 Laura Roslin (BSG)
6 Roy Mustang (FMA)
7 Yaone (Sayuki)
8 Max (Dark Angel
9 L (Death Note)
10 Glasses Guy aka Shadow King aka 'Mommy' (Ouran)
11 Hakkai
12 Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven? Do you want to?
Roy/Hakkai? Do you not know my feelings about slash? Riza/Hakkai, however... They're both so strict-laced and passionate at the same time, that I could see something developing between them without their realizing it. Actually, I can see Roy and Goyjo getting together to go bar hopping and having the time of their lives. And then Riza would show up to drag Roy out of whatever dive they’ve ended up in, and Goyjo would make a drunken pass, and Roy would be all, “Touch my lieutenant and I’ll make the rest of you match your hair.”
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Mal? So, so hot. Scorching, in fact.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Dean got Max pregnant? Oh my god, their baby would kick so much ass! She's be a hot genetically engineered demon hunter.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Right now I'm begging for recs about L.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Inara and Roy? I don't think Roy would get Inara, and he'd be even less honest about his issues with her job than Mal is, so ....I'm gonna have to go with no on that one.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Laura Roslin/L or Laura Roslin/Shadow King? Laura Roslin/Shadow King all the way- they're both manipulators (in the best way) and ruthless when they have to. The sex would be hot, and so would their interactions.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Yaone walked in on Inara and Dean having sex?
"Oh!" *blushes* *is so blinded by the hotness that she can't help but watch*
Later:
Hakkai: Oh. Merciful. Goddess.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Jaye/Shadow King. "In retrospect, expecting Japan to lack plastic animals with mouths was really, really dumb, but hey, it was a free vacation, right? And how did the little plushly bastards even learn English? It’s only been a day, but being Ouran High School’s Newest Philosophy Professor already sucks harder than retail. Lucky, the Host Club is available to take Jaye’s mind off things.”
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Starbuck/Max? Yes, and it’s hotter than a hot thing on fire.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
“Poison & Passion” (God that sounds bad.) Maybe... “I Want Your Touches To Scar Me So I Know Where You’ve Been” or “Devil’s Candy.”
Bonus Summery: Dean knows how deadly demons can be, but he’s always been a sucker for a damsel in distress. And when the damsel in question is the sweetest girl who’s ever tried to kill him? How’s a guy to say no?
(And actually, I don’t know who would be comforting who with that pairing.)
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Mal deflowering Starbuck? No plot device needed. They’d meet in a bar, bond over superior assholes they have to take orders from, enjoy a violent and sexy bar fight together, and then Starbuck would drag Mal back to her place and he wouldn’t even know she was a virgin until later, and she’d be all nonchalant, “Yeah, I’ve been meaning to get rid of that for a while now.”
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
If only some one was writing Yaone slash... I would read it so fast.....
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
ME! And again, if only someone was writing Wonderfalls fic..
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Hakkai? I’m sure someone does. If not, I am.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Inara/Mal/Laura? I think![[info]](https://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
musesfool already has. And I’m sure it was hot and in character.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
“MOMMY!” (Crawls away to try and wash away the shame. Out, out damned spot!) Seriously, though, he’s so in control all the time that out of control for him would probably be inchoate moaning.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
For Max, “This Girl Is Taking Bets” or “Apparition no. 12” both by Thea Gilmore.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Starbuck/Mustang/Dean. Warning: So hot your panties are going to burst into flame. (Literally).
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Inara to Shadow King: “Well, we are both professionals...” Only it was be all unspoken and the sex would be practiced and still hot.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
“5 Deaths For Laura Roslin” and it was awesome. Google it.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
For Roy Mustang? Hawkeye. Guns. Hawkeye with guns. Ice cubes. (No, I don’t know where the hell I came up with the last.)
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Hakkai and L? No. I just can’t see that would work, even if they’re both wasted.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Jaye would top, but Yaone has that whole “that which yields is not weak” thing going on, so the power dynamics will be fun to play with.
24. One (Starbuck) and Nine (L) are in a happy relationship until Nine (L) suddenly runs off with Four (Mal). One (Starbuck), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Hakkai) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Dean), then follows the wise advice of Five (Laura Roslin) and finds true love with Three (Jaye)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
It would be called “Good Hunting, Gentleman (And Ladies)” only the summery would go: L vanishes from the Colonial fleet, hot on the heels of a ship of notorious smuggler. (Now I want to write L and River interactions.) While L’s gone, his bodyguard Starbuck has some hot, violent fun destroying demons with Dean and Hakkai, and then they have mind-blowing sex. We see a fun little tête-à-tête with Madame President (Laura Roslin) where the two ladies share tales of their various lovers and Roslin gives a few snippets of advice that she picked up from her current paramour, William Adama. Despite the mild squickage at learning the details of her father-figures sex life, Starbuck makes a mental note to try the one with handcuffs and strawberries the next time she ‘sees’ Hakkai.
I have no idea who on my friends list would read this, and I’d probably end up writing it because I believe I’m the only one who watches Battlestar Galactica.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were canon?
Yaone/Max? Thrilled, and the dynamics might actually work for a lasting relationship.
Roy/Hakkai? Do you not know my feelings about slash? Riza/Hakkai, however... They're both so strict-laced and passionate at the same time, that I could see something developing between them without their realizing it. Actually, I can see Roy and Goyjo getting together to go bar hopping and having the time of their lives. And then Riza would show up to drag Roy out of whatever dive they’ve ended up in, and Goyjo would make a drunken pass, and Roy would be all, “Touch my lieutenant and I’ll make the rest of you match your hair.”
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Mal? So, so hot. Scorching, in fact.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Dean got Max pregnant? Oh my god, their baby would kick so much ass! She's be a hot genetically engineered demon hunter.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Right now I'm begging for recs about L.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Inara and Roy? I don't think Roy would get Inara, and he'd be even less honest about his issues with her job than Mal is, so ....I'm gonna have to go with no on that one.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Laura Roslin/L or Laura Roslin/Shadow King? Laura Roslin/Shadow King all the way- they're both manipulators (in the best way) and ruthless when they have to. The sex would be hot, and so would their interactions.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Yaone walked in on Inara and Dean having sex?
"Oh!" *blushes* *is so blinded by the hotness that she can't help but watch*
Later:
Hakkai: Oh. Merciful. Goddess.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Jaye/Shadow King. "In retrospect, expecting Japan to lack plastic animals with mouths was really, really dumb, but hey, it was a free vacation, right? And how did the little plushly bastards even learn English? It’s only been a day, but being Ouran High School’s Newest Philosophy Professor already sucks harder than retail. Lucky, the Host Club is available to take Jaye’s mind off things.”
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Starbuck/Max? Yes, and it’s hotter than a hot thing on fire.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
“Poison & Passion” (God that sounds bad.) Maybe... “I Want Your Touches To Scar Me So I Know Where You’ve Been” or “Devil’s Candy.”
Bonus Summery: Dean knows how deadly demons can be, but he’s always been a sucker for a damsel in distress. And when the damsel in question is the sweetest girl who’s ever tried to kill him? How’s a guy to say no?
(And actually, I don’t know who would be comforting who with that pairing.)
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Mal deflowering Starbuck? No plot device needed. They’d meet in a bar, bond over superior assholes they have to take orders from, enjoy a violent and sexy bar fight together, and then Starbuck would drag Mal back to her place and he wouldn’t even know she was a virgin until later, and she’d be all nonchalant, “Yeah, I’ve been meaning to get rid of that for a while now.”
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
If only some one was writing Yaone slash... I would read it so fast.....
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
ME! And again, if only someone was writing Wonderfalls fic..
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Hakkai? I’m sure someone does. If not, I am.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Inara/Mal/Laura? I think
musesfool already has. And I’m sure it was hot and in character.16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
“MOMMY!” (Crawls away to try and wash away the shame. Out, out damned spot!) Seriously, though, he’s so in control all the time that out of control for him would probably be inchoate moaning.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
For Max, “This Girl Is Taking Bets” or “Apparition no. 12” both by Thea Gilmore.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Starbuck/Mustang/Dean. Warning: So hot your panties are going to burst into flame. (Literally).
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Inara to Shadow King: “Well, we are both professionals...” Only it was be all unspoken and the sex would be practiced and still hot.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
“5 Deaths For Laura Roslin” and it was awesome. Google it.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
For Roy Mustang? Hawkeye. Guns. Hawkeye with guns. Ice cubes. (No, I don’t know where the hell I came up with the last.)
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Hakkai and L? No. I just can’t see that would work, even if they’re both wasted.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Jaye would top, but Yaone has that whole “that which yields is not weak” thing going on, so the power dynamics will be fun to play with.
24. One (Starbuck) and Nine (L) are in a happy relationship until Nine (L) suddenly runs off with Four (Mal). One (Starbuck), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Hakkai) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Dean), then follows the wise advice of Five (Laura Roslin) and finds true love with Three (Jaye)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
It would be called “Good Hunting, Gentleman (And Ladies)” only the summery would go: L vanishes from the Colonial fleet, hot on the heels of a ship of notorious smuggler. (Now I want to write L and River interactions.) While L’s gone, his bodyguard Starbuck has some hot, violent fun destroying demons with Dean and Hakkai, and then they have mind-blowing sex. We see a fun little tête-à-tête with Madame President (Laura Roslin) where the two ladies share tales of their various lovers and Roslin gives a few snippets of advice that she picked up from her current paramour, William Adama. Despite the mild squickage at learning the details of her father-figures sex life, Starbuck makes a mental note to try the one with handcuffs and strawberries the next time she ‘sees’ Hakkai.
I have no idea who on my friends list would read this, and I’d probably end up writing it because I believe I’m the only one who watches Battlestar Galactica.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were canon?
Yaone/Max? Thrilled, and the dynamics might actually work for a lasting relationship.
I had to rewrite this after netscape was a bastard. I don't have that kind of extra time, people! Livejournal was also priggish, so that's why there's two cuttags.
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