Criminal Minds Is Like Crack

Terrifying, terrifying crack. 

With a side order of oh-you-suffer-so-beautifully every. single. castmember.

I may never sleep again.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 You know what I don't appreciate, writer?

Reading along something the give me every indication of being a fluffy Garcia/Morgan holiday ficlet to get sucker-punched at the very end with Reid/Morgan while Garcia gives the stamp of fangirl approval.

That is the kind of shit you warn for.

Top Five Movies

Okay, over the past year I have been slowly discovering (as in, thinking about it and coming to conclusions) my top five favorite movies.

In no particular order...

Stranger Than Fiction.

Mostly Martha

Ghost In The Shell

Iron Man

Beauty & The Beast/Anastasia (I need to give both of these a rewatch before deciding. However, B&B has the weight of history behind it.)

Fail, Slash Fangirls, Fail

You know what I keep hearing? What pisses me off like no other?

The slasher pov that it is impossible to write a male/female relationship that is equal.

Fuck that.

If you want to write about boys sexing each other, fine, but don't flat-out state that it is impossible for a fictionally heterosexual relationship to ever be equal, as well as implying that every single real world straight relationship is inequal to boot.