Ow My Brain

[redbrunja]

I suddenly realized that I have an appropriately fishy icon with which to discuss Hayate. (I've decided on a name.)

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At the gym today, I had epiphany: I'm watching too much anime, and thus have an utterly fucked up idea about what a realistic shoulder/bust-waist-hip ration is.

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Following a funny Gai icon to the ljer's other userpics, I found myself irrepairably scarred by the explicit Sasuke/Kakashi icons that accompanied the funny Gai icon.

Sasuke/Kakashi = A ENTIRE WORLD OF FUCK NO.

Comments

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

*snort* I hear you there. It's totally insane.

I know, I was going 'why is my waist so thick, why is my waist so thick?' and then I started looking at other girls and going '....oh.... so.... my measurements are pretty much average in real life?'

OH GOD, I'M BLIND NOW.

And you didn't even see the chibis with the thrusting and the thrusting and....

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Aww, Red! I'm glad you realised that anime =/= real life people bodies. That could have been overwhelmingly depressing. Also, I think most of the anime women must have killer back pain. Tsunade self medicates with sake, man.

I mean, I knew that intellectually, of course, but it was just a shock to realize that I was subconsciously EXPECTING that to be the case. It's like, no, sweetie, real woman don't look like the women who outaku boys draw in their basement.

You're totally right about Tsunade, though, and now I want Jiriaya to give her a backrub.

Also, say what you will about Kishimoto (and I say a lot) both Tsunade and Sakura have fairly realistic bodies. Tsunade has the thicker waist those breasts would come with, and Sakura is slight all over, not just at her waistline.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

*jumps in and agrees*

[strange_quark]

SmirkyMcSmirkSmirk.

LOL, you do that too and I kind of love you forever for it ♥

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

*patpat* If its any consolation sometimes I have a moment where I forget that, no, superpowers aren't real. It's always disappointing to snap out of the 5 minute span of spaced!Bella. (I think your subconscious expectations are a little more realistic, no?)

Umm, no, I think they really, really aren't.