Ow My Brain

[redbrunja]

I suddenly realized that I have an appropriately fishy icon with which to discuss Hayate. (I've decided on a name.)

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At the gym today, I had epiphany: I'm watching too much anime, and thus have an utterly fucked up idea about what a realistic shoulder/bust-waist-hip ration is.

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Following a funny Gai icon to the ljer's other userpics, I found myself irrepairably scarred by the explicit Sasuke/Kakashi icons that accompanied the funny Gai icon.

Sasuke/Kakashi = A ENTIRE WORLD OF FUCK NO.

Comments

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

EWW NO DO NOT WANTTTT~ EVEN IF IT WEREN'T SQUICKY BY DEFINITION, JUST NO. IF I AM OPPOSED TO SAKURA/KAKASHI, I AM UTTERLY JIHADDING AGAINST SASUKE/KAKASHI.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

I find that checking user interests before user pics when tracking good icons down helps with that.

[oceansex.livejournal.com]

Sasuke/Kakashi = A ENTIRE WORLD OF FUCK NO.
... No. Just no.

[ivy-chan.livejournal.com]

I think I hate Sasuke/ANYONE else Team 7. (Even if Naruto is a ball of forgiveness.) I mean, anyone. (Okay, maybe warped Sai/Sasuke hatesex.) Kind of an extension of that, Sasuke/Almost Anyone From Konoha. HATE.

Because, seriously. I picture the pillowtalk thusly:

Kakashi: Remember that time where you betrayed everyone multiple times, nearly got several good ninja killed, almost killed your teammates and good friends, and ripped apart any trust we ever had in you by going out to destroy Konoha because of the words of yet another untrustworthy rogue ninja?
Sasuke: ...
Kakashi: Actually, I kinda want to stab you in the eye.
Sasuke: I'm taking my clothes and leaving now...
Kakashi: *musingly* BOTH eyes.

Oh, yeah. Way to base a relationship.

[strange_quark]

Sasuke/Kakashi: because being "worse than trash" is totally a turn-on.

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*Pushes Kakashi at Sakura* There you go, that's better. If you're gonna have a thing with a student, make it one who didn't throw everything you taught them back in your face, you feel me?