Ow My Brain

[redbrunja]

I suddenly realized that I have an appropriately fishy icon with which to discuss Hayate. (I've decided on a name.)

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At the gym today, I had epiphany: I'm watching too much anime, and thus have an utterly fucked up idea about what a realistic shoulder/bust-waist-hip ration is.

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Following a funny Gai icon to the ljer's other userpics, I found myself irrepairably scarred by the explicit Sasuke/Kakashi icons that accompanied the funny Gai icon.

Sasuke/Kakashi = A ENTIRE WORLD OF FUCK NO.

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[ivy-chan.livejournal.com]

I think I hate Sasuke/ANYONE else Team 7. (Even if Naruto is a ball of forgiveness.) I mean, anyone. (Okay, maybe warped Sai/Sasuke hatesex.) Kind of an extension of that, Sasuke/Almost Anyone From Konoha. HATE.

Because, seriously. I picture the pillowtalk thusly:

Kakashi: Remember that time where you betrayed everyone multiple times, nearly got several good ninja killed, almost killed your teammates and good friends, and ripped apart any trust we ever had in you by going out to destroy Konoha because of the words of yet another untrustworthy rogue ninja?
Sasuke: ...
Kakashi: Actually, I kinda want to stab you in the eye.
Sasuke: I'm taking my clothes and leaving now...
Kakashi: *musingly* BOTH eyes.

Oh, yeah. Way to base a relationship.

[ivy-chan.livejournal.com]

*comes in again* I mean, it's kind of like Azula/any member of the Gaang. Or season one Zuko/any member of the Gaang. Only with the PERSONAL betrayal to add to the tasty wrongness that will never be addressed.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Sort of, only Azula/Zuko are automatically set against the Gaang, so it's betray of only one kind.

Sasuke betrayed not only his friends, but his country as well.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Oh, gods, I love it. That is exactly how it would go.