Don't Be Difficult.

[redbrunja]

Dear Kakasaku porn:

You are going to be in third person past tense.

Yep, I'm going vanilla old school. Just deal.

I'm not writing this in present tense, or in fucking second person, so just stop being annoying and get to the sexin'.

Love,
me.

Comments

[nimblnymph.livejournal.com]

*nods* Will do! And thank YOU for keeping me entertained and horny for one evening.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

I'm two sex scenes down and one to go.