3 Things Naruto Fandom Needs To Stop Doing

[redbrunja]

Stop giving Sakura make-overs.

That red top she wears? Looks awesome on her.

The normal "redheads should not wear pink" rule does not apply in this case and I'm really sick of reading about her getting new outfits because 'omg the red just looks so bad on her and she never really liked it.'

Does anybody get all uppity about Naruto. A ninja. Wearing. Orange? No.

She's worn the same shade and the same symbol on her back since the beginning of the series; I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it's clearly important to her.

Also, stop acting like Sakura nees her gloves. Read some of the latest chapters and pay attention to how Tsunade fights.

Sakura's gloves are clearly either a.) there for the psychological effect or b.) (my personal fanon) they keep her hands clean.

After all, medics need clean hands at all times.

Additionally, Sai is not mean. He is not malicious and does not take every opportunity to be hurtful to Sakura.

(And I will have a picspam up later tonight showing how ridiculous writing him like that is.)

Comments

[tobu-ishi.livejournal.com]

Yes, apparently it was a brothel of the ninjas, by the ninjas, for the ninjas? I forget the exact details, but it was like...a place for families to dispose of unwanted daughters or something? Because Konoha is just that cuttthroat and dog-eat-dog of a place. Yes.

Aw, but Red, where would be the angst in success? Clearly Sakura has exactly enough skill to give her false hopes, to allow for more tragical weepweeping when she fails. Angst is the stuff of great literature. :O

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Yes, apparently it was a brothel of the ninjas, by the ninjas, for the ninjas? I forget the exact details, but it was like...a place for families to dispose of unwanted daughters or something? Because Konoha is just that cuttthroat and dog-eat-dog of a place. Yes.

What, so it's too much trouble to send them on a suicide mission now? Jesus, that is just so fucking impractical.

[tobu-ishi.livejournal.com]

What, and waste perfectly good melodramatic plot devices wimmins? Considering the average seduction skills of the typical Leaf Village guy, obviously a brothel had to be established or 9/10ths of the male villagers would never get any. :/

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Considering the average seduction skills of the typical Leaf Village guy, obviously a brothel had to be established or 9/10ths of the male villagers would never get any. :/

This is true. Because, I mean, not even intense sexual deprivation would make them go for the average Leaf nin - after all, that's what Kakashi and you know, each other are for.

[tobu-ishi.livejournal.com]

Why, naturally! It's a miracle the Leaf Village has lasted this long, considering the quality of its menfolk...though really it's the boyfolk who are most lacking, come to think of it. Kakashi's generation has its share of reasonably attractive and sensible men, at least...

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I think that may be an inevadable result of the whole boys versus men divide.

But now I feel less bad about how many older/younger pairings I have in that fandom.