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ivy_chan // Avatar // Katara x Suki // replacement:
Two weeks after Sokka's death, ten days after his funeral, and seven days after Suki finally got the smell of smoke out of her hair, she drags Katara into the dojo.
Suki stripes the girl down to her undergarments, shoves her listless limbs into the armor of a Kyoshi warrior.
Suki paints over the brutally familiar dusky skin, outlines bloodshot eyes with khol and the waterbender stands before her as a sister-warrior.
Then Suki shoves Katara down on the tatami mats, kisses her desperately, violently, lipstick smearing. Suki thrusts her tongue into Katara's mouth at the same time she wrenches Katara's skirt up, fingers diving into her undergarments, delving into the slick heat between Katara's thighs.
flibbergibbet // Naruto // Sakura x Kakashi // study habits:
Dis-tract-ion (noun):
1.) The act of distracting.
2.) The state of being distracted.
3.) Sakura sprawled out on top of his shurikan-printed bedspread, shin guards and boots tossed to the floor. The length of her legs stretching over his pillows, toes braced on the windowsill, right big toe idly running up and down the edge of his old team photo. She had a thick text book open in front of her, occasionally mouthing phrases to herself but mostly chewing her lip, brow furrowed, as she concentrated.
(He couldn’t believe she actually thought she’d get any studying done in his apartment.)
digthenym // Naruto // Sakura & Karin // healthy competition:
"She's a cheap forgery," Sai said pleasantly as they stood watch. Off Sakura's look he elaborated: "the kunoichi with the Traitor. She's a terribly obvious replacement for you."
Sakura thought about the way that Sasuke stood in front of Karin, thought of Sasuke remaking Team 7 with criminals and murderers, thought of him needing to.
Since that afternoon, since seeing Sasuke again, her stomach had felt like she'd swallowed sour milk; now her blood bubbled she'd ingested like champagne.
When her hair was long, she would have hated Karin, would have wanted to rip the girl's face off; now, standing beside an emotionally stunted teammate who nonetheless wanted to make her feel better, she was just glad Sasuke had someone to take care of him.
"Thanks, Sai," Sakura grinned.
Jakia // Avatar // Katara/Zuko // "And I know you wouldn't have told nobody if I died, died for you."
Katara took advantage.
Zuko was grateful that she hated being asked to play ambassador because when the Southern Water Tribe sent her, the negotiations were brutal.
He would sit across from her, desperately wanting to give her anything she desired for the merest gleam of affection in her eyes.
Instead, he'd be an obstinate, greedy Fire Lord, because that was what his people needed.
"You're such a selfish jerk," she snarled, the curtains of the alcove veiling them from sight.
He grabbed her arm, voice threatening.
"Ask me for something that is solely mine and you’d have it without question."
Firefly // Simon/Kaylee // "The Beautiful, Wonderful Dr. Tam"
Kaylee was slung over her hammock, one leg pushing herself slowly back and forth while she talked, holding her healing arm close to her body, cuddling the plaster like it was a man.
"He's so amazing...
Jayne rolled his eyes, lugging a pair of... something big and rutting heavy from one side of the engine to the other.
"...so beautiful... so wonderful... don't you think so, Jayne?"
Jayne snorted. "I think he he had a rutting heavy hand with your drugs, mechanic girl."
"Yeah..." Kaylee said dreamily.
ryanitenebrae // Bones // Brennan/Booth // Once Again
"So here we are," Booth said, straightening his bow tie, "again. Do you think this time they'll finally tie the knot?"
"No," Brennan said precisely, tugging awkwardly at her bridesmaid dress.
He chuckled, unsurprised. "Third time's a charm."
Brennan snorted softly. "The idea that the third attempt at something will be successful when the other attempts weren't is a foolish superstition."
"Doesn't mean they won't finally get hitched this time," Booth argued. "Have you seen how they look at each other?"
"That's just pheromones."
pyxis_lynx // Naruto //Sakura/Sai // belly fat (or the lack of it...)
Sai nodded wisely. "I understand. It's common for women's bodies to retain extra fat around the abdominal muscles."
After a disgustingly dirty fight and a 20 minute argument about whose extra clothes she should wear, Sakura lost her temper.
"Get stuffed Sai," she snapped, yanking Yamato's spare shirt over her head. "My abs are better then yours. See?"
"Oh, I do. It's clear now that you wear those loose tops to hide your deficient mammary glands."
~~~
"I'm so sorry for getting blood all over your shirt, senpai," Sakura said contritely.
“It’s perfectly alright,” Yamato said, his voice an octave higher than normal.
tobu_ishi // Avatar // Teo/Toph // barefoot
Teo know Toph for a week before he realized she was blind.
That was the perfect amount of time to develop a crush on her and not nearly enough time to do a thing about it.
Knowing she was like him, that she understood what it was like to work so well around your own limitations that they stopped becoming curses and became a blessing, to dance in the sky because you could only crawl on the ground, well... That made it even harder to approach her.
He didn't want her to think he was going after her because he thought she was like him and less than in the eyes of so many.
So he smiled and blushed when she was around and considered beating his head against his chair arm when she wasn't.
"Look," she finally snapped, "are you going to ask me out or not?"
caustic_tempest // Naruto // Suigetsu/Sakura // 'I'm much better with my tongue then Sasuke.'
"I'm much better with my tongue than Sasuke," Suigetsu commented.
"Huh?" Sakura focused back on him, instead of on the couple behind him. Sasuke had his arm around Karin, awkwardly holding her tight to his side.
His face looked dead and Karin was blushing orgasmically.
"I said-"
"I heard you," she snapped, hands glowing green as she healed him
She looked at Sasuke again, eyes bright and then her jaw hardened.
“Your mouth is bleeding, too,” she informed him, and softly pressed her lips against his, chakra tingling against his mouth like lemon juice as she nibbled at him.
? // Naruto // Kabuto/Sakura // medic!snark
Kabuto reached out, pressing his hand against the almost imperceptible swell of her right breast, his chakra stabbing through her muscles, slicing through bones, ripping at her heart.
Sakura grasped his wrist, staggered, coughed blood, crimson liquid dripping out of the sides of her mouth.
Kabuto smiled. He smirked at her, light glinting off his glasses and flicked his thumb across her nipple.
Sakura punched through his chest.
"Ooops," she said, his left lung around her elbow.
He couldn't hear his own heartbeat.
"Kakashi-sensei, how alive did we need him again?"
? // Naruto/Avatar // Zuko/Sakura // "Firebending is bit like dancing, if you think about it."
The more skilled Zuko became, the more his firebending mirrored the motions of waterbenders, the more his katas felt like dancing, smooth and fluid and graceful.
Sakura put him to shame, though.
If Zuko's motions felt like dancing, Sakura's motions truly were. She moved like a dancer, lithe and flexible as an acrobat, with an elegance Ty Lee could never manage, and then she was punching through mountains, warships tossed about like Mai flicked her knives.
Sakura was as dangerously female as Katara and as much of a battle ax as Toph.
She was perfect.
Zuko wondered if she'd be amenable to a job offer.
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ivy_chan // Avatar // Katara x Suki // replacement:Two weeks after Sokka's death, ten days after his funeral, and seven days after Suki finally got the smell of smoke out of her hair, she drags Katara into the dojo.
Suki stripes the girl down to her undergarments, shoves her listless limbs into the armor of a Kyoshi warrior.
Suki paints over the brutally familiar dusky skin, outlines bloodshot eyes with khol and the waterbender stands before her as a sister-warrior.
Then Suki shoves Katara down on the tatami mats, kisses her desperately, violently, lipstick smearing. Suki thrusts her tongue into Katara's mouth at the same time she wrenches Katara's skirt up, fingers diving into her undergarments, delving into the slick heat between Katara's thighs.
flibbergibbet // Naruto // Sakura x Kakashi // study habits:Dis-tract-ion (noun):
1.) The act of distracting.
2.) The state of being distracted.
3.) Sakura sprawled out on top of his shurikan-printed bedspread, shin guards and boots tossed to the floor. The length of her legs stretching over his pillows, toes braced on the windowsill, right big toe idly running up and down the edge of his old team photo. She had a thick text book open in front of her, occasionally mouthing phrases to herself but mostly chewing her lip, brow furrowed, as she concentrated.
(He couldn’t believe she actually thought she’d get any studying done in his apartment.)
digthenym // Naruto // Sakura & Karin // healthy competition:"She's a cheap forgery," Sai said pleasantly as they stood watch. Off Sakura's look he elaborated: "the kunoichi with the Traitor. She's a terribly obvious replacement for you."
Sakura thought about the way that Sasuke stood in front of Karin, thought of Sasuke remaking Team 7 with criminals and murderers, thought of him needing to.
Since that afternoon, since seeing Sasuke again, her stomach had felt like she'd swallowed sour milk; now her blood bubbled she'd ingested like champagne.
When her hair was long, she would have hated Karin, would have wanted to rip the girl's face off; now, standing beside an emotionally stunted teammate who nonetheless wanted to make her feel better, she was just glad Sasuke had someone to take care of him.
"Thanks, Sai," Sakura grinned.
Jakia // Avatar // Katara/Zuko // "And I know you wouldn't have told nobody if I died, died for you."
Katara took advantage.
Zuko was grateful that she hated being asked to play ambassador because when the Southern Water Tribe sent her, the negotiations were brutal.
He would sit across from her, desperately wanting to give her anything she desired for the merest gleam of affection in her eyes.
Instead, he'd be an obstinate, greedy Fire Lord, because that was what his people needed.
"You're such a selfish jerk," she snarled, the curtains of the alcove veiling them from sight.
He grabbed her arm, voice threatening.
"Ask me for something that is solely mine and you’d have it without question."
Firefly // Simon/Kaylee // "The Beautiful, Wonderful Dr. Tam"
Kaylee was slung over her hammock, one leg pushing herself slowly back and forth while she talked, holding her healing arm close to her body, cuddling the plaster like it was a man.
"He's so amazing...
Jayne rolled his eyes, lugging a pair of... something big and rutting heavy from one side of the engine to the other.
"...so beautiful... so wonderful... don't you think so, Jayne?"
Jayne snorted. "I think he he had a rutting heavy hand with your drugs, mechanic girl."
"Yeah..." Kaylee said dreamily.
ryanitenebrae // Bones // Brennan/Booth // Once Again"So here we are," Booth said, straightening his bow tie, "again. Do you think this time they'll finally tie the knot?"
"No," Brennan said precisely, tugging awkwardly at her bridesmaid dress.
He chuckled, unsurprised. "Third time's a charm."
Brennan snorted softly. "The idea that the third attempt at something will be successful when the other attempts weren't is a foolish superstition."
"Doesn't mean they won't finally get hitched this time," Booth argued. "Have you seen how they look at each other?"
"That's just pheromones."
pyxis_lynx // Naruto //Sakura/Sai // belly fat (or the lack of it...)Sai nodded wisely. "I understand. It's common for women's bodies to retain extra fat around the abdominal muscles."
After a disgustingly dirty fight and a 20 minute argument about whose extra clothes she should wear, Sakura lost her temper.
"Get stuffed Sai," she snapped, yanking Yamato's spare shirt over her head. "My abs are better then yours. See?"
"Oh, I do. It's clear now that you wear those loose tops to hide your deficient mammary glands."
~~~
"I'm so sorry for getting blood all over your shirt, senpai," Sakura said contritely.
“It’s perfectly alright,” Yamato said, his voice an octave higher than normal.
tobu_ishi // Avatar // Teo/Toph // barefoot
Teo know Toph for a week before he realized she was blind.
That was the perfect amount of time to develop a crush on her and not nearly enough time to do a thing about it.
Knowing she was like him, that she understood what it was like to work so well around your own limitations that they stopped becoming curses and became a blessing, to dance in the sky because you could only crawl on the ground, well... That made it even harder to approach her.
He didn't want her to think he was going after her because he thought she was like him and less than in the eyes of so many.
So he smiled and blushed when she was around and considered beating his head against his chair arm when she wasn't.
"Look," she finally snapped, "are you going to ask me out or not?"
caustic_tempest // Naruto // Suigetsu/Sakura // 'I'm much better with my tongue then Sasuke.'"I'm much better with my tongue than Sasuke," Suigetsu commented.
"Huh?" Sakura focused back on him, instead of on the couple behind him. Sasuke had his arm around Karin, awkwardly holding her tight to his side.
His face looked dead and Karin was blushing orgasmically.
"I said-"
"I heard you," she snapped, hands glowing green as she healed him
She looked at Sasuke again, eyes bright and then her jaw hardened.
“Your mouth is bleeding, too,” she informed him, and softly pressed her lips against his, chakra tingling against his mouth like lemon juice as she nibbled at him.
? // Naruto // Kabuto/Sakura // medic!snark
Kabuto reached out, pressing his hand against the almost imperceptible swell of her right breast, his chakra stabbing through her muscles, slicing through bones, ripping at her heart.
Sakura grasped his wrist, staggered, coughed blood, crimson liquid dripping out of the sides of her mouth.
Kabuto smiled. He smirked at her, light glinting off his glasses and flicked his thumb across her nipple.
Sakura punched through his chest.
"Ooops," she said, his left lung around her elbow.
He couldn't hear his own heartbeat.
"Kakashi-sensei, how alive did we need him again?"
? // Naruto/Avatar // Zuko/Sakura // "Firebending is bit like dancing, if you think about it."
The more skilled Zuko became, the more his firebending mirrored the motions of waterbenders, the more his katas felt like dancing, smooth and fluid and graceful.
Sakura put him to shame, though.
If Zuko's motions felt like dancing, Sakura's motions truly were. She moved like a dancer, lithe and flexible as an acrobat, with an elegance Ty Lee could never manage, and then she was punching through mountains, warships tossed about like Mai flicked her knives.
Sakura was as dangerously female as Katara and as much of a battle ax as Toph.
She was perfect.
Zuko wondered if she'd be amenable to a job offer.
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(But particularly the KabutoSakura because lol, that is so great.)
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(Honestly, about Kabuto and Sakura... I would love to see an AU where she goes with Sasuke and Kabuto trains her as a medic. It would be epic.)
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4599677/1/Itsuka
Happy New Year.
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Loved the Sai/ Sakura especially.
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*continues with the babbling reaction flow!*
I LOVED the negotiations between Zuko the Fire Lord and Katara the Southern tribe's ambassador. That's one bit of fanon that I just adore. Sai's socially awkward, insulting methods of cheering up his teammate continue to be endearing, and it's great how Sakura seems to understand him on that level.
Completely in love with Sakura embedding her arm in Kabuto's chest, Sakura making out with Suigetsu because Sasuke's an ass who notices nothing, and the amazing canon fusion that is Zuko attempting to offer a job to Sakura. (AND Zuko's firebending mirroring waterbending.)
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Writing Katara and Zuko on any battlefield is fun.
I think Sakura would figure how Sai's own unique language. ^_^
I had so much fun writing Sakura pwning Kabuto, and Sakura doing 'fuck you' mackage with Suigetsu would be a delight.
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He smirked at her, light glinting off his glasses and flicked his thumb across her nipple.
Oh Kabuto, you nasty perv. You can give Jiraiya a run for his money on perviness. He'll be all, "oh, she's pretty alright but I wonder if she's just as lovely on the inside." *can totally hear his English voice actor saying this.*
Sakura was as dangerously female as Katara and as much of a battle ax as Toph.
Best character description ever. I can see Zuko admiring Sakura for not only her strength, but also her kindness and the willingness to listen to others as they explain themselves.
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And the little nipple-flick was something I added in earlier, but I think that it worked. ^_^
He'll be all, "oh, she's pretty alright but I wonder if she's just as lovely on the inside."
In Soul Eater, I am pretty sure that Stein, in the middle of a UST-filled fight, says pretty much exactly this.
Best character description ever. I can see Zuko admiring Sakura for not only her strength, but also her kindness and the willingness to listen to others as they explain themselves.
*nods* And even if it wasn't focused on him, I think he'd really envy Sasuke the strength of Sakura's devotion.
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I think it does worked. Technically, we don't really see Kabuto being the whole "perverted scientist" trope, but just Kabuto being, well, Kabuto, it's not too hard to imagine him doing that just to screw with his opponents' heads.
Sorry if I go wee bit off tangent, since it just occurred to me: I think what I find Kabuto/Sakura particularly interesting is that before Kabuto went out and revealed himself as a traitor, he and Sakura get along well enough, but not enough for Sakura to gain Kabuto's interest as a respected combatant at the time. I honestly think that this is a good thing for Sakura's well being, since Kabuto is known to leave his mark on others.
Also, what does UST mean?
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And I think Kabuto and Sakura, two medic nins on opposite sides would could likely get along very well, would be very interesting to play off of.
It is very lucky for Sakura that Kabuto wasn't interested in her for many reasons.
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Haha, drugged up Kaylee made me smile, as well as the Kabuto snark (I can't think of a character who warrants snark more than Kabuto)
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Yeah, Sai is part of Team 7, no matter how much Sasuke and fandom at large hates to admit it.
Kabuto is kinda made for snark.
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I think my favorite is the Kabuto one, though. "How alive did we need him again?" is just about the funniest thing.
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And yes, those images in your mind? Exactly what I intended. Kakashi is going to distract that girl THROUGHLY.
I think my favorite is the Kabuto one, though. "How alive did we need him again?" is just about the funniest thing.
I was pleased as punch with that line.