Just.... No.

[redbrunja]

Breasts are lovely things and there are many nice, hot things you can do with boobs in an R-rated fic.

However, when writing smut, you should never, ever, ever have a line like

"He nursed on her breast like a starving infant."

Because I don't care how hot things were before, now they're in a creepy pedophilic place and there's just no regaining that spark.

First, when writing a sex scene, don't go from a 'lover' place to a 'mother-child' place- I don't even care if you're writing incest (which this wasn't).

Secondly, 'nursing a breast' (pauses to let brain implode) wouldn't feel that sexy, imho. Or at least, it sounds the utter opposite of sexy. Nuzzle a breast. Nibble a breast. Hell you can bite, suck, lave, pinch, tease a breast.

Just don't nurse one, unless you're actually an infant and need milk for sustenance.

Also, a grown man should not be doing anything to his bedmate 'like a starving infant.'

Comments

[wishforhome.livejournal.com]

It's not that I don't like smut, because I do, but I mean... seriously. That probably makes the 'Oh, god, so gross' factor even worth, because the next time I read smut with boobs in it, I'm going to think of that! Damn you!

[wishforhome.livejournal.com]

Even worse. Damn it.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I do that all the time.

That's why I put all the nice, hot, words that should be used afterwards! I don't want to ruin smut with boobs! I just want breasts to be treated as they deserve. (Bite gently, people! Bite gently and then move on to something else! That is hot.)

[wishforhome.livejournal.com]

Okay, yes. Mm, biting.

Seriously. I need to go study.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Biting is so one of my bulletproof kinks. It's just so... *guh*

[wishforhome.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there would be a way to make biting unattractive, but, oh yeah.

And my main show is Supernatural, and man -- I can't look at Dean without thinking about biting him. I could go into more detail about precisely where I'd like to bite him, but that might be TMI. ;)

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Well, if someone was biting a huge chunk of flesh out it would start sucking.

I was going to mention the icon in my last reponse. Guh, his mouth. I'd bite it, or he could bite me or.... *breathes deep.*

He's just so pretty

[wishforhome.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes he very much is. So. Damn. Pretty.

And very, very bite-able.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

So bite-able. Just just want to tie him to the bed and never let him go.

[wishforhome.livejournal.com]

Bondage and biting.

Um.

Are you trying to get my hot and bothered. Now I'm thinking about gags and all sorts of kinky things.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I have to try?

[wishforhome.livejournal.com]

Well....

I mean, you've already succeeded.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks. Yeah, the thought of female topping with bondage is one of my kinks.

[wishforhome.livejournal.com]

Can I just say:

mmmmmmmmm.

Like, seriously. So very delicious. I need a Winchester and some rope, please. ;)

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Get in line. I totally called dibs.

[wishforhome.livejournal.com]

I can be plenty patient. ;)

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

You'll need to be- I plan to take my time.