I wear the pants, and I iron them too.

[redbrunja]

gacked from penknife : Make a list of your favorite pairings and explain who would pick up the socks and why.

Maka x Soul: Maka would maka-chop Soul if he didn't put away the socks. He wouldn't.

Suki x Sokka: Suki would pick up the socks... to throw at Sokka until he picked up the sock that had just been pelting his head and put them in the laundry basket. Then he tries to invent a robot to pick up the socks.

Ishida x Orihime: he picks up the socks, and he likes it.

Yaone x Hakkai: they both pick up the socks, and if they forget, the other one does it. And then the first someone apologizes profusely to the other, and by 'profusely' I mean 'provides sexual favors for.'

Yaone x Gojyo: Yaone picks up the socks and the pants and the beer cans and the ashtrays and cleans and cooks and at some point Gojyo realizes that she doesn't threaten his life, even when he puts out cigarettes in empty can, and then starts being a better husband.

Kakashi x Sakura: Kakashi picks up his own socks, thank you. When she's really tired Sakura throws her dirty clothes on her desk and puts them away later. However, occasionally during this process her knee-socks with the dancing cherries and the slutty strawberries vanish to reappear when Kakashi needs something to tie her wrists to the headboard with.

Sai x Sakura: Sai picks up the sock, makes snarky comment, gets boot thrown at his head.

Sasuke x Naruto: Naruto leaves socks on floor. Sasuke bitches. Naruto declares that the strongest ninja will put away the socks. House is subsequently destroyed.

Claire x Chane: God decrees that the socks will put themselves in the laundry basket. Socks obey.

Fakir x Ahiru: Fakir yells at Ahiru for leaving her entire outfit on the floor, while his nose is pressed to the nearest wall.

Kyon x Haruhi: Kyon picks up the socks and bitches to himself, but secretly likes it.

Ino x Sakura: The stockings stay on the floor.

Temari x Shikamaru: they hire a maid.

Issac x Miria: they make a game out of throwing all the socks on the floor.

Comments

[the-sun-is-up.livejournal.com]

However, occasionally during this process her knee-socks with the dancing cherries and the slutty strawberries vanish to reappear when Kakashi needs something to tie her wrists to the headboard with.

I DIED. FROM LOLZ.

And then I died again at the NaruSasu one. XDDD

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I am pleased. ^_^

[strange_quark]

LOL, Sokka. He's one of those guys who would spend more effort trying to come up with a way to avoid picking up his socks than actually picking them up would.

However, occasionally during this process her knee-socks with the dancing cherries and the slutty strawberries vanish to reappear when Kakashi needs something to tie her wrists to the headboard with.

THIS. It probably drives Sakura nuts. "I've been looking ALL OVER for those, and you're going to STRETCH THEM, and... oooh, hey, stop that, I'm--mmmm--trying to lecture you?"


I get the strong sense that if Naruto and Sasuke ever lived together without Sakura around to beat their asses into line, they'd decimate the place in a week. Tops.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Yeah, cause building robots is just COOLER than doing housework.

THIS. It probably drives Sakura nuts. "I've been looking ALL OVER for those, and you're going to STRETCH THEM, and... oooh, hey, stop that, I'm--mmmm--trying to lecture you?"

Exactly. I think Kakashi would replace them without being too much of a brat about it, though.

I get the strong sense that if Naruto and Sasuke ever lived together without Sakura around to beat their asses into line, they'd decimate the place in a week. Tops.

Oh, yes. They would be the worst housemates ever.

[strange_quark]

Yeah, cause building robots is just COOLER than doing housework.

Truth.

[trace-of-tears.livejournal.com]

A week? I give them 15 minutes. Tops. =D

[strange_quark]

Well, I was trying to be kind, but... yeah, you're probably right.

[helicopini.livejournal.com]

I get the strong sense that if Naruto and Sasuke ever lived together without Sakura around to beat their asses into line, they'd decimate the place in a week. Tops.

Yep. Problem solving via violence is kind of the NaruSasu MO. Also see 'dealing with relationship problems via violence.' I love this pairing to bits, but they pretty much have to beat one another's ass before they'll actually talk about anything.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I think for them, beating each other's asses COUNTS as talking.

[devimelete.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, a punch to the face means "Pick up the socks," and a kick to the gut means "I pick up my own damn socks, dobe," and a kunai to the chest means "Now we have a compromise."

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Exactly!

[helicopini.livejournal.com]

Pretty much.

[strange_quark]

Yeah, it does seem to work out that way.

... Have they ever solved any of their relationship problems? LOL.

[helicopini.livejournal.com]

Well, does smacking one another around at the VoE count?

Hey, they floated in a big bubble of light together!

[helicopini.livejournal.com]

Sasuke x Naruto: Naruto leaves socks on floor. Sasuke bitches. Naruto declares that the strongest ninja will put away the socks. House is subsequently destroyed.

Repeated for EXTREME TRUTH. xDD

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

Oh, Fakir . . . post-series he'd complain about her leaving feathers everywhere, then pick them up himself since he's the only one with hands.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

This is true.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

But she would be very helpful in cleaning up any crumbs left on the floor!

I figure between Zoing and the dingbots, Agatha and Gil wouldn't need to worry about dealing with socks themselves. . .