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penknife : Make a list of your favorite pairings and explain who would pick up the socks and why.
Maka x Soul: Maka would maka-chop Soul if he didn't put away the socks. He wouldn't.
Suki x Sokka: Suki would pick up the socks... to throw at Sokka until he picked up the sock that had just been pelting his head and put them in the laundry basket. Then he tries to invent a robot to pick up the socks.
Ishida x Orihime: he picks up the socks, and he likes it.
Yaone x Hakkai: they both pick up the socks, and if they forget, the other one does it. And then the first someone apologizes profusely to the other, and by 'profusely' I mean 'provides sexual favors for.'
Yaone x Gojyo: Yaone picks up the socks and the pants and the beer cans and the ashtrays and cleans and cooks and at some point Gojyo realizes that she doesn't threaten his life, even when he puts out cigarettes in empty can, and then starts being a better husband.
Kakashi x Sakura: Kakashi picks up his own socks, thank you. When she's really tired Sakura throws her dirty clothes on her desk and puts them away later. However, occasionally during this process her knee-socks with the dancing cherries and the slutty strawberries vanish to reappear when Kakashi needs something to tie her wrists to the headboard with.
Sai x Sakura: Sai picks up the sock, makes snarky comment, gets boot thrown at his head.
Sasuke x Naruto: Naruto leaves socks on floor. Sasuke bitches. Naruto declares that the strongest ninja will put away the socks. House is subsequently destroyed.
Claire x Chane: God decrees that the socks will put themselves in the laundry basket. Socks obey.
Fakir x Ahiru: Fakir yells at Ahiru for leaving her entire outfit on the floor, while his nose is pressed to the nearest wall.
Kyon x Haruhi: Kyon picks up the socks and bitches to himself, but secretly likes it.
Ino x Sakura: The stockings stay on the floor.
Temari x Shikamaru: they hire a maid.
Issac x Miria: they make a game out of throwing all the socks on the floor.
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Maka x Soul: Maka would maka-chop Soul if he didn't put away the socks. He wouldn't.
Suki x Sokka: Suki would pick up the socks... to throw at Sokka until he picked up the sock that had just been pelting his head and put them in the laundry basket. Then he tries to invent a robot to pick up the socks.
Ishida x Orihime: he picks up the socks, and he likes it.
Yaone x Hakkai: they both pick up the socks, and if they forget, the other one does it. And then the first someone apologizes profusely to the other, and by 'profusely' I mean 'provides sexual favors for.'
Yaone x Gojyo: Yaone picks up the socks and the pants and the beer cans and the ashtrays and cleans and cooks and at some point Gojyo realizes that she doesn't threaten his life, even when he puts out cigarettes in empty can, and then starts being a better husband.
Kakashi x Sakura: Kakashi picks up his own socks, thank you. When she's really tired Sakura throws her dirty clothes on her desk and puts them away later. However, occasionally during this process her knee-socks with the dancing cherries and the slutty strawberries vanish to reappear when Kakashi needs something to tie her wrists to the headboard with.
Sai x Sakura: Sai picks up the sock, makes snarky comment, gets boot thrown at his head.
Sasuke x Naruto: Naruto leaves socks on floor. Sasuke bitches. Naruto declares that the strongest ninja will put away the socks. House is subsequently destroyed.
Claire x Chane: God decrees that the socks will put themselves in the laundry basket. Socks obey.
Fakir x Ahiru: Fakir yells at Ahiru for leaving her entire outfit on the floor, while his nose is pressed to the nearest wall.
Kyon x Haruhi: Kyon picks up the socks and bitches to himself, but secretly likes it.
Ino x Sakura: The stockings stay on the floor.
Temari x Shikamaru: they hire a maid.
Issac x Miria: they make a game out of throwing all the socks on the floor.
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