YOU CAN BUY EDWARD CULLEN'S PENIS.

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EDWARD CULLEN'S PENIS IS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE RIGHT HERE.

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[the-sun-is-up.livejournal.com]

YES AND THEY EVEN SUGGEST YOU PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE SO AS TO GET THE ~*~*~*~*~FULL EFFECT!!!~*~*~*~*~

Oh Sparklepeen. YOU WILL NEVER NOT BE COMPLETELY HILARIOUS.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! THERE IS NO WAY IN WHICH IT IS NOT FUNNY.